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There's a petition to stop Jeff Bezos returning from space back to Earth!!! LOL LOL LOL

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There are a couple petitions with 41,000 signatures already. 😆

I'm cracking up. 

I know some people to send to space and not let back...

What do you think? Should he come back? Would a petition even be valid to stop him coming back? I can't imagine how the rich dude feels planning to take off and people don't want you back. Puts a hamper in his vacation. I can see his egg head floating around up there. Uhhh Houston, I have a problem. They won't let me back!

https://www.businessinsider.co.za/jeff-bezos-thousands-sign-petitions-return-earth-space-blue-origin-2021-6

https://www.change.org/p/the-proletariat-do-not-allow-jeff-bezos-to-return-to-earth

https://www.change.org/p/blue-origin-petition-to-not-allow-jeff-bezos-re-entry-to-earth

Satire??? I don't know what it is anymore!!!

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Once I saw a documentary about him and it really showed what kind of person he is.

He is the type who hoards money not because of a particular goal, but just for the sake of it. He is like Dexter Morgan, pretends to be a regular human but probably is a sociopath.

If I were an amazon employee I'd probably not want him back either. But to be fair working conditions are awful in other big companies warehouses as well not just amazon's.

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9 hours ago, m76 said:

Once I saw a documentary about him and it really showed what kind of person he is.

He is the type who hoards money not because of a particular goal, but just for the sake of it. He is like Dexter Morgan, pretends to be a regular human but probably is a sociopath.

If I were an amazon employee I'd probably not want him back either. But to be fair working conditions are awful in other big companies warehouses as well not just amazon's.

He's obviously got a fan base that wants him to stay out of Earth. It just cracks me up. NASA should hold him over for ransom in space and force him to fork over tax money to let him return. 

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Just tell him that the earth is overpopulated as it is, and that we don't have the room to support alien life. Tell him to try Mars, or better yet Venus. We know they have unclaimed lands ready to actually be claimed. He could make a killing as a landholder.

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