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This is the best pick up line someone's ever said to me (of course I'm married so it didn't work).

I was walking through the KMart parking lot from my car to the store and a guy was leaning up against the building and called out, "Stay looking like a Charlie's Angel, baby!!"

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"- Roy is stuck underneath a lady’s desk. Look, I know that normally this would be very funny but he’s been under there for too long for a reasonable explanation. If that woman looks down, she’s going to assume he’s a desk rabbit.

- What's a desk rabbit?

- I just made that up."

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