SoulCalibur 6 Players Are Giving Lizardman a Massive Dong to Fight With
You read that right. SoulCalibur 6 is finally out and ready for the world to play, and boy, are these SoulCalibur 6 players having the time of their lives right now. In a world where you can fight as Geralt of Rivia, you honestly would think that people would be more excited about that. But no, you’d be wrong. So very wrong.
As you may have guessed, this article is not going to be safe for work. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
You see, instead of everyone going on their merry way and playing innocently, some players have instead turned to that good old gag: dick jokes. Particularly a huge dong for Lizardman, or for a character who they’ve decided to be Lizardman as the only Lizard in the game so far is Lizard Wizard. And well, with character customization for dong size, I’m not sure why I expected any different.
SoulCalibur 6 Players and the Tale of a Lizardman’s Dong
This news comes from VG24/7, who discovered the huge dong of Lizardman thanks to a Twitter post. As you’ll be able to see from the tweet below, there’s… a lot to take in with this custom character. Yeah. A lot to take in. Make sure you wear glasses – someone’s eye might be taken out with that.
what. the. fuck #SOULCALIBURVI pic.twitter.com/oJQmOgzJto
— Rhys 🎃 (@AltZero_) October 19, 2018
Who dare to tread is right. As keen SoulCalibur 6 fans may realize, this crotch-thrusting move set is from another character entirely: Voldo. Though last time I checked, Voldo wasn’t nearly as well-equipped as this Lizardman, so I guess it’s up to you who’s the real winner in that particular area.
While the existence of a huge dong isn’t particularly groundbreaking, (at least, we hope not) steps may have to be taken by Bandai Namco to make sure it doesn’t get too out of hand. Even, if I’m being totally honest, it really is damn funny to look at.