What’s the funniest thing you’ve learned the hard way?

[killamch89]

Everyone has that one lesson learned the hard way - what’s the funniest thing you’ve learned through trial and error? Maybe you discovered you can’t respawn indefinitely in real life after testing gravity without wings, or you learned “CTRL+Z” doesn’t fix microwave disasters. Share your hilarious “Ouch, don’t do that” moment. How did you turn the mishap into a memorable story, and what wisdom did you (reluctantly) gain?

[Ja sa bong]

Becoming a single father and taking care of my daughter is something I've learnt the hard way without anyone to help me out after my girlfriend left us. I will never forget the experience in my life. 

[killamch89]

Discovered that cooking timer apps don't pause when you get distracted by notifications - came back to find my 'perfectly timed' pasta had become a starchy cement mixture.