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Do you have any crazy roommate stories?

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To be honest, mine's not even that crazy - it was just my ex constantly fighting with my female roommate because she was attractive and she thought I was banging her when in reality, my roommate was such a toxic individual and I couldn't stand her either. It got so bad that I ended up moving out, getting my own place and breaking up with my now ex. What's your crazy roommate stories?

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4 hours ago, The Blackangel said:

My semi-roommate robbed my apartment with his best friend.

Now that's just messed up - did they clean out your house entirely or take things like jewelry? How did you find out it was them and what did you do to them afterwards?

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14 hours ago, killamch89 said:

Now that's just messed up - did they clean out your house entirely or take things like jewelry? How did you find out it was them and what did you do to them afterwards?

I caught them in the act.

What did I do to them? Well I cut the brake lines on one of their trucks. I also set fire to a shed. I took their dogs to the humane society about 60 miles away in another county. I spray painted things on their houses like racist shit. We are all white so don't get your panties in a twist. I shattered windows, especially in all their vehicles. I broke into one of their houses when they were gone and completely trashed the place. He had a cat which I took and gave away, but I left a cat skull from my collection on his front steps to add a little bit of psychological torment a few days later.

That was just a little bit of the light stuff. Not all of it though. The heavier stuff, however, will stay with me. There's no need to get into that.

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On 7/30/2021 at 6:26 AM, The Blackangel said:

I caught them in the act.

What did I do to them? Well I cut the brake lines on one of their trucks. I also set fire to a shed. I took their dogs to the humane society about 60 miles away in another county. I spray painted things on their houses like racist shit. We are all white so don't get your panties in a twist. I shattered windows, especially in all their vehicles. I broke into one of their houses when they were gone and completely trashed the place. He had a cat which I took and gave away, but I left a cat skull from my collection on his front steps to add a little bit of psychological torment a few days later.

That was just a little bit of the light stuff. Not all of it though. The heavier stuff, however, will stay with me. There's no need to get into that.

I loved the cat one - that really must have messed him up. I'd have flat out murdered them but that's just me. There's no way they'd get away with that - I'll gladly take the conviction. With good behavior, I'd likely be back out in 3 years or less - at least in my country.

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10 hours ago, killamch89 said:

I loved the cat one - that really must have messed him up. I'd have flat out murdered them but that's just me. There's no way they'd get away with that - I'll gladly take the conviction. With good behavior, I'd likely be back out in 3 years or less - at least in my country.

I would have killed them too, but there were witnesses. Enough that I would never get out. But I'm still haunting them to this day. I do things that they know is me, but leave them no way to prove it.

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9 hours ago, The Blackangel said:

I would have killed them too, but there were witnesses. Enough that I would never get out. But I'm still haunting them to this day. I do things that they know is me, but leave them no way to prove it.

Oh ok - That's good. I'd have done something messed up like buy some pig parts on the dark web and have them mail it to them saying they'll be next.

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You don't need the DW to get the pig parts. Just go to any farm. If you're going on the DW you should just buy something human to send them. A hand, or if you're willing to spend the money, a head. There's no shortage down there. Granted it often takes a few full bitcoins to buy, but it can be done.

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