If your five-year-old self suddenly found themselves inhabiting your current body, what would your five-year-old self do first?

[killamch89]

I'd either go spend time with my dogs, play with my toys or go pick a fight with my big brother. Although, from what I remember, I'd probably be sneaking food out the house for them to have even though they would've eaten twice already. What would you be doing?

[The Blackangel]

Beating the shit out of a lot of my lineage, and hopefully killing several of them in the process. Think young Michael Meyers in the first Rob Zombie version of Halloween when he beat that kid to death with the tree branch. Beautiful.