killamch89 Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 I have pretty good breath so I'd like farts to smell like freshly baked apple pie because when I normally drop some, they claim I'm a terrorist for using such deadly chemical weapons. If you dropped me in Afghanistan and I farted, the Taliban would go back into hiding instantly. Which would you pick and why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Blackangel Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 My farts are the kind that could rip the stitching out of Levis. But my breath could knock a maggot off a meat wagon. That one's a medical issue though. So I would honestly prefer my breath to always be minty fresh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killamch89 Posted August 22, 2021 Author Share Posted August 22, 2021 9 hours ago, The Blackangel said: My farts are the kind that could rip the stitching out of Levis. But my breath could knock a maggot off a meat wagon. That one's a medical issue though. So I would honestly prefer my breath to always be minty fresh. Totally understandable in your case but my farts are deadly - I typically have to be very strategic with them in public places so that I can pin it on someone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
