killamch89 Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 My mind comes up with so many random thoughts that can be so deep yet a bit odd at times and this is the latest one. Personally, I'd be the curious goat that probably would end trapped on a lightwire (this has actually happened in real life before) or on top of the barn. What about you, which farm animal would you be and why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Blackangel Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 Horses are headstrong. Pigs are stupid. Cattle are disobedient. Chickens are, well, chicken. Sheep are mindless. Geese are mean as hell. Goats are a fuck you mentality. Going by all that, I would be a hybrid of cow, a goose, and a goat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killamch89 Posted May 17, 2021 Author Share Posted May 17, 2021 5 hours ago, The Blackangel said: Horses are headstrong. Pigs are stupid. Cattle are disobedient. Chickens are, well, chicken. Sheep are mindless. Geese are mean as hell. Goats are a fuck you mentality. Going by all that, I would be a hybrid of cow, a goose, and a goat. lol. You forgot the part where cows tend to poop everywhere 🤣. Seriously, I mean they just do it without any form of warning and they don't even care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empire Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 Alligator. They spend 80% of their time eating / sleeping and the remaining time looking for women. When I visited the everglades park in Florida I envied them so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Blackangel Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 I've never seen a farm that raises alligators. Especially not one where you can just walk out amongst them and they either run or don't care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killamch89 Posted May 19, 2021 Author Share Posted May 19, 2021 On 5/17/2021 at 6:28 AM, Empire said: Alligator. They spend 80% of their time eating / sleeping and the remaining time looking for women. When I visited the everglades park in Florida I envied them so much. Were they all in cages or where they just roaming around? On 5/17/2021 at 8:44 AM, The Blackangel said: I've never seen a farm that raises alligators. Especially not one where you can just walk out amongst them and they either run or don't care. Same - I've never seen one of those raised as a farm animal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
