killamch89 Posted May 16, 2021 Posted May 16, 2021 My mind comes up with so many random thoughts that can be so deep yet a bit odd at times and this is the latest one. Personally, I'd be the curious goat that probably would end trapped on a lightwire (this has actually happened in real life before) or on top of the barn. What about you, which farm animal would you be and why?
The Blackangel Posted May 16, 2021 Posted May 16, 2021 Horses are headstrong. Pigs are stupid. Cattle are disobedient. Chickens are, well, chicken. Sheep are mindless. Geese are mean as hell. Goats are a fuck you mentality. Going by all that, I would be a hybrid of cow, a goose, and a goat.
killamch89 Posted May 17, 2021 Author Posted May 17, 2021 5 hours ago, The Blackangel said: Horses are headstrong. Pigs are stupid. Cattle are disobedient. Chickens are, well, chicken. Sheep are mindless. Geese are mean as hell. Goats are a fuck you mentality. Going by all that, I would be a hybrid of cow, a goose, and a goat. lol. You forgot the part where cows tend to poop everywhere 🤣. Seriously, I mean they just do it without any form of warning and they don't even care.
Empire Posted May 17, 2021 Posted May 17, 2021 Alligator. They spend 80% of their time eating / sleeping and the remaining time looking for women. When I visited the everglades park in Florida I envied them so much.
The Blackangel Posted May 17, 2021 Posted May 17, 2021 I've never seen a farm that raises alligators. Especially not one where you can just walk out amongst them and they either run or don't care.
killamch89 Posted May 19, 2021 Author Posted May 19, 2021 On 5/17/2021 at 6:28 AM, Empire said: Alligator. They spend 80% of their time eating / sleeping and the remaining time looking for women. When I visited the everglades park in Florida I envied them so much. Were they all in cages or where they just roaming around? On 5/17/2021 at 8:44 AM, The Blackangel said: I've never seen a farm that raises alligators. Especially not one where you can just walk out amongst them and they either run or don't care. Same - I've never seen one of those raised as a farm animal.
