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Kick In The Ribs

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Your best friend is taking a nap on the floor of your living room. Suddenly, you are faced with a bizarre existential problem: He/She is going to die unless you kick this slumbering friend, as hard as you can, in the rib cage. If you don't do this, he/she/ will never wake up. However, you can never explain your actions; if you later inform your friend that you did this to save his/her life, your friend will die from that. So you have to kick a sleeping friend in the ribs, and you can't explain why.


Since you cannot tell your friend the truth, what excuse will you fabricate to explain this (seemingly inexplicable) attack?

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I don't think I can really answer that because I can't picture a situation where kicking someone in the ribs would save thier life and explaining why would kill them.  It would just never happen.


It would be like explaining how to send a probe to Mars from the flat fucking Earth!  You can't get to logic when you're starting from complete bullshit.

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