Insults

[Techno]

What is the best insult you have ever heard?

Mine's from Benjamin Disraeli:

A member of Parliament to Disraeli: 'Sir, you will either die on the
gallows or of some unspeakable disease.' 'That depends, Sir,' said Disraeli,
'whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.'

[Akun]

 

[The Blackangel]

I came up with one about 20 years ago that I'm particularly proud of. I was out running around, and somehow ended up in a conversation with a guy I didn't like who was as narcissistic as it gets. He was going on and on about how intelligent he is, how strong he is, and how good looking he perceived himself. When he took a breath and wanted me to respond I simply said "Let me know when you're done kissing your own ass, because I gotta tell ya, my ass is full of shit too." He was pissed, but he didn't say another word to me that night.

[Lamarr the strelok]

This one may cross the line so delete it if needed. A stand up comedian was getting heckled by some prick in the audience. After a while he told him " hey, I'm working here. I don't go where you work and knock the dicks out of your mouth do I?"  I usually don't like dick jokes but that's funny.I can't remember who told  it though.

[Lamarr the strelok]

I think it was Churchill who said to a colleague when they were talking about a third statesman. The colleague said a certain person was a very humble man. Churchill said "well he has much to be humble about". Brit insults can be devastating.