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Lamarr the strelok

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  1. I think it was Churchill who said to a colleague when they were talking about a third statesman. The colleague said a certain person was a very humble man. Churchill said "well he has much to be humble about". Brit insults can be devastating.
  2. This one may cross the line so delete it if needed. A stand up comedian was getting heckled by some prick in the audience. After a while he told him " hey, I'm working here. I don't go where you work and knock the dicks out of your mouth do I?" I usually don't like dick jokes but that's funny.I can't remember who told it though.
  3. Ya the more I think about it I think it's my problem by not having patience with it.Which is dumb because I really like the game.For example I've never used a tripcaster to tie down the machines.I sorta panic and start blasting them with my weapons.And I usually don't like melee in games but I like it in Horizon.
  4. I tried the new version of Vice city when it was re made.Fucking awful. The 'new' version had graphics that looked like crap. I had to go through 3 cut scenes when I died and then the controls were so bad I'd just die again and go through the same 3 cut scenes to get back to where I was. Uninstalled immediately after a few time going through that crap. Just a cash grab from Rockstar/take 2.
  5. I wasn't interested in the first Horizon game at first but I figured I'd give it a try when it was on Sony's PS now. It took about 5 minutes before I fell in love with Aloy. I'm thinking of getting forbidden west but was wondering if it's generally the same as the original.I had a couple problems with it though. It was sorta annoying when it wouldn't stop the action while changing weapons.I also found it pretty hard and I hate lowering the difficulty.And it sucked when trying to get to a camp fire to save the game. Even worse when there's a bunch of machines there that attack you before you can save it. So I'm sorta looking for opinions about the new game. Thanks for any replies.
  6. So many for me. Lord of the rings, game of thrones,Friends,Big bang theory,any real housewives bullshit,any 'talent' shows,Avatar, Star trek,Star wars,many others.
  7. A cop knocks on the door of a house. A 10 year old boy answers wearing fishnet stockings ,high heel boots and has a dog collar on. The cop asks him if his mother is home and the kid says 'does it fucking look like it'?
  8. As far as games it'd be PS2. If on appearance I'd take the original piano black PS3.
  9. The UI is fine for me. OP I don't know about Windows but in Linux you can get different themes for the OS or browser that'll change the appearance and color of some things.
  10. Interesting.I guess I've been lucky and havn't been frustrated by Quick time events. Not too many games I play have many of them though.And I thought it was only me that gets stuck in games.I admit I can be dumb in games sometimes but it is frustrating. I love the modern tomb raiders but I have the walkthroughs bookmarked.I generally don't like puzzles.Lemme rephrase that: I f***ing hate puzzles in games.Online requirements for single player games is a no go for me.Which sucks because I wanted Far cry 6 on PC but gotta get it for PS4 now. And Ubi sucks so I'm gonna get it used.I guess I'm a prude but I don't like much nudity in games either.And since I love animals more than humans I only kill animals when I need to.And parents be VERY careful about killing animals in games when kids are watching and make sure they have proper compassion for animals.This is very important for not having a fucked up kid when they grow up.
  11. "Code Veronica zombie lap dance". I almost pissed myself when I read that. Keep up the good work Crazy.👏
  12. I usually don't bother with these types of threads. Sorta like talking about particle physics to a toddler.MK Ultra didn't have anything to do with being straight or gay.I'll give you an example of toxic masculinity. It's when a piece of shit blames a woman for getting raped because of the way she dressed. There are plenty of other examples but I'm not doing your fucking research for you.And alex jones is real news to you? He's too busy worrying about paying the parents of a massacre he denied even happened. But that makes sense because it seems you're obsessed with testosterone.The right just loves being told how tough they have it.So emasculated.Poor things.You've been watching too many boner pill ads.I'm a straight white dude over fiddy and I still have plenty of testosterone.Bigly. I didn't even bother watching the original vid because I'm sure it's a skewed poll or whatever they pulled out of their ass.The thought of choosing your sexuality is just silly.I would LOVE having a debate with a republican but they've slowly lost their fucking minds over the years.I'll end here because the dude may already be banned and I'm wasting my time.
  13. Speaking only for myself but yes modern Rockstar/take 2 are especially greedy.And yes I'd put them in the same category as EA as far as being greedy.No corporation is your friend, but they're both especially greedy.With Sony pulling this crap I have to add them to the really greedy category also.
  14. I think these studios are relieved they're not with Square Enix anymore. It seems SE is going full on with NFT and blockchain BS. I'd be very worried if I was a fan of Square Enix. Hopefully the new tomb raider won't have always online requirements for their new game.
  15. I've had the PS 1 -4. It's been my favorite console.Now,fuck 'em. Always online for the new Gran Turismo , The doubling of their sub service I was on. 70 dollar games. I'm in the US so there's not a price increase but it's just shitty.I'm having fun with my PS 4 and pc but IDK what/if my next console will be.I'm at a bit of a crossroads with gaming now. PC parts are overpriced and Sony pulls this bullshit.I'll be using my PS4 and my PC for a good while.Christ you gotta be pretty bad if you make Microsoft look good by comparison.Sony is getting too greedy lately. I can feel their arrogance and if they keep it up they'll fuck themselves with this BS.
  16. VERY generally: UNIX was invented in 1969. Linux was invented and was partially based on UNIX. DOS was (pre windows 95) windows.Parts of UNIX were free but Linux is fully free. You used to have to pay for Windows. I'd suggest going to wikipedia and check out UNIX, Linux, and DOS. Even if you're not tech savvy you can learn some stuff by reading the articles on them. You'll probably learn some stuff you hadn't known before. There are and were some seriously smart people in all 3.Some parts of that tech are still in use from that time,albeit they're updated to modern specs. If you're a tech geek like me this stuff is awesome.
  17. I didn't watch the main video and seldom watch that hack Dr. Phil. I'm not a perfect parent at all but if that was my kid His console would be taken away and he'd be pulling weeds in the yard for a few hours every day for a while . The important thing is it's worthless parenting. And the kid didn't just start that shit at the age of 12. He was allowed to do this type of shit from about the age of 2.I've seen this kind of worthless parenting and it's ALWAYS the parent's fault. Kids' job is to try getting away with everytrhing and it's the parents job to discipline their kids and not allow a kid to run their household.Your kids aren't your friends.They're your kids.Make them listen .
  18. Just....wow. That's just terrible.And even considering it's age the sound is like they got 2 samples of a dog and enemies voices from a 20 dollar casio keyboard. I've heard of how bad this game is over the years but again, just wow.
  19. I was thinking you guys and gals were maybe being unfair to older games because of their older tech. Then I saw the Veronica video and changed my mind. That game looks like it's a ps1 game.Duck hunt had better weapon handling. None of the guns even have a reticle! It was so bad I couldn't help but watch the whole 28 minute video.The actual game is longer than 30 minutes though right? Just hilariously awful. My worst game I've played is from Atari called you are empty. I got it for PC when gamestop had pc games on disc.My PC exceeded the requirements but it would crash often during the first screen before the game even started. I was able to play it a bit and it was sorta cool but the game would just crash almost all the time.It was so bad I didn't even bother bringing it back to gamestop. I bought it for under 10 bux.I still have the disc and box for it and it's so bad I had to keep it. I think I've seen more doors in that 26 minute video of Veronica than I have in over 40 years of gaming. Just awful.
  20. OK I've heard of a hookah.It's a kind of water pipe to smoke pot in.Also called a bong here. Never heard of shisha.I thought it was a drug.
  21. Smokers have been treated as lepers for decades.What the hell is Shisa? Also the scary 'mainstream media' regularly has stories about the opioid crisis.That's a you problem if you can't find reliable news.
  22. Virtue signalling.It used to be you just felt good for a little while if a woman breaks a glass ceiling or a mentally disabled person gets a little victory in sports.Nope you're virtue signalling. Narcissist is a better known word than it was 20 years ago. People like Elon Musk and others have made the word more recognized. Being PC dates to a bit more than 30 years ago at least.There was a show called politically incorrect 29 years ago. I agree it can go too far but it's interesting where it came from.It's simple really. It's one group of people insisting they want to call other groups of people certain names.They don't want to call black people African Americans.They don't want to call Asians Asians.They don't want to call disabled people disabled people.You can figure out what they do want to call them.
  23. I forgot my AC .It's gonna be super hot tomorrow and I feel for anyone without AC.Even with a fan high heat is miserable.
  24. Since politics has been a fucking grease fire here in the Usa,I havn't paid much attention to UK politics. Boris seems more like a dipshit than someone who is malicious.I don't know of any of his policies .As for his homophobic etc comments, I don't know how often he says that shit but we've all said something stupid before and learned from it hopefully. If I was a voter I would be curious of how the candidate looks at race and other things.And there is a difference between saying one dumb/racist thing every 30 years and consistently degrading gays or minorities,etc. I am NOT implying Boris is a raging racist as I don't care enough about UK politics to explore it. It's hard to look into someone's heart.
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