The Blackangel Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 I'm sitting here bored out of my mind, and thought something like this might get interesting to pass the time. basically it's a fake fight where people argue about petty things. Not seriously arguing, but just goofing around. Something like how people in the UK say Mum, and Americans say Mom. Goofy shit like that. Keep it light however, this isn't intended to become an actual fight, but it's supposed to look like one. Any of you assholes wanna take me on?😈 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reality vs Adventure Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 The human mouth should be the asshole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazycrab Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Reality vs Adventure said: The human mouth should be the asshole I don't see the difference, everybody has one and they are usually full of shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shagger Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 (edited) What Americans call "Soccer" is football, you know, the game/sport where actually use your feet to control a ball! The really amusing part though is how America, a nation that takes such pride in its virility, feel the need to put on 40lbs of protective gear to play rugby. Edited September 26, 2020 by Shagger Crazycrab 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reality vs Adventure Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Chinese noodles and Italian pasta are the same. Put an Italian wrapper on Chinese noodles or vice versa and there would be no difference. Pasta Lo Mein please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reality vs Adventure Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 21 minutes ago, Shagger said: What Americans call "Soccer" is football, you know, the game/sport where actually use your feet to control a ball! The really amusing part though is how America, a nation that takes such pride in its virility, feel the need to put on 40lbs of protective gear to play rugby. It's cause us heer Americans aw soo special and we take aw pride in being soo different than you rugby luvas. We aw betta den you! Crazycrab 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shagger Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 2 minutes ago, Reality vs Adventure said: It's cause us heer Americans aw soo special and we take aw pride in being soo different than you rugby luvas. We aw betta den you! Dinne try ti type Scot. Evin a canne dae that withoot lookin like a right bawbag. Crazycrab 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Blackangel Posted September 27, 2020 Author Share Posted September 27, 2020 I don’t speak jackass, so I have no clue what you jackasses said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazycrab Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 (edited) 21 minutes ago, The Blackangel said: I don’t speak jackass, so I have no clue what you jackasses said. Being an English speaking human Jacakass... Crab... I believe I can translate: 5 hours ago, Reality vs Adventure said: It's because us Americans (REALLY believe we) are so special and we take pride in being so different (ie: Needlesly Awkward) than you rugby lovers. We are better than you! 5 hours ago, Shagger said: Don't try to type in Scottish (PSA: Nobody should, our accent is fucking atrocious). Even I cannot do that without looking like a very silly individual (or if taken literally, Scrotal Sac). Edited September 27, 2020 by Crazycrab Shagger 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Blackangel Posted September 27, 2020 Author Share Posted September 27, 2020 I know exactly what a Scottish accent is like. A lot of my family maintained their accent after crossing the pond. I even had the accent for a while when I was a kid. But as I grew up here in the states I developed an American southern accent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reality vs Adventure Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 36 minutes ago, The Blackangel said: But as I grew up here in the states I developed an American southern accent. More like American southern jack accent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
