Yeah I have no expectations of the Lion King remake even coming close to capturing the hand drawn magic of the original...
I just don't get why they can't just re-release the movies and let them stand on their own...
Speaking of durable, I had a Samsung phone around the early 2k's that actually survived a trip through a snowblower. The screen was dead but you could still turn it on. I used it as a charger for my spare battery when I got a replacement.
Jaffa cakes (if those count as cookies). Otherwise I'm a huge fan of soft baked cookies (cookies that are soft basically). Some think they are too doughy but I love them.