The Blackangel

You are given a choice between two rewards. The first reward is to be twice as intelligent as you are right now - you will be able to read twice as fast and remember twice as much, the size of your vocabulary will double, and you'll be able to solve intellectual problems with twice your current aptitude. The second reward is that you will never again feel sick (even when you are) and you can always be whatever weight you want, regardless of what you eat or how little you exercise - you can simply imagine the body you would like to have and that is the weight you will magically become. Which reward to you choose?

Defying all expectations, a group of Scottish marine biologists capture a live Loch Ness Monster. In an almost unbelievable coincidence, a bear hunter in the Pacific Northwest shoots a Sasquatch in the thigh, thereby allowing zoologists to take the furry monster into captivity. These events happen on the same afternoon. That evening, the President announces that he may have thyroid cancer and will undergo a biopsy later that week. You are the front page editor of the New York Times. What do you run as the biggest story?

Most first person horror games are dripping with ambiance. Ascendance is another game. I have one that I downloaded recently, but off the top of my head I can't remember what it was, so I'll have to look through my games to find the title. But I know it was definitely a game that could fit in here.

Considering the amount of games I have, I'm in no rush for any.

I checked Hulu and Netflix and neither one has it.

An hour alone.

Yes, and that's all I'm saying.

Is this a recurring thing or a one off?

I would go with the TV dinners as well. I lived on them for a while. Granted it may take you 2 or 3 to fill up, but considering that the ones I liked were only about $1 it was pretty much a no brainer.

My choices are a 20 year old or a 60 year old. Neither is particularly appealing. A dirty old man or a drunken frat boy.

I celebrate neither, so it honestly makes no difference to me.

The mountains are just as unpredictable. They often have blizzards on them, and climbers die on them in every attempt up. Neither is a good choice, but if I had to pick, I would go with the oceans.

That is literally an impossible choice for me. I couldn't bare to give up so much of my favorites.

I like Family Guy better than I like South Park, so I'll go with Family Guy.

I would say text messages. I haven't written in my diary in forever. It's completely sporadic for me to write in it. I haven't written in it since April 26th. I actually had to get the thing out to check that. It's digital. I write it as a web page and save it on a thumb drive. I also have a video diary, which is just me talking and recording myself on a webcam.

Claustrophobia plays a part in why I don't want to be buried. I don't like the idea of being trapped in a box, dropped in a hole, and hiving 6' worth of rocks and dirt piled on top of me. Just thinking about it gets my anxiety running.

Everyone already knows about my allergy to silver and how severe it is. Holy water is bullshit. Just because it's blessed by one religion doesn't mean it's blessed by all religions. Holy water to a xtian is just water to a Buddhist. There is no such thing as "holy water".

I'll lose the year then.

I do it at concerts, and for a few days after. When we had the macaw, I was forced to every day all day. So I've been there before.

Fuck them.

I caught them in the act. What did I do to them? Well I cut the brake lines on one of their trucks. I also set fire to a shed. I took their dogs to the humane society about 60 miles away in another county. I spray painted things on their houses like racist shit. We are all white so don't get your panties in a twist. I shattered windows, especially in all their vehicles. I broke into one of their houses when they were gone and completely trashed the place. He had a cat which I took and gave away, but I left a cat skull from my collection on his front steps to add a little bit of psychological torment a few days later. That was just a little bit of the light stuff. Not all of it though. The heavier stuff, however, will stay with me. There's no need to get into that.

What part? I've been awake for less than an hour (it's 6:17 AM) so I'm not following what part you're asking about. You just cover biscuits with gravy. Are you asking how the gravy is made, or how the biscuits are made? Or is there something else you're asking about?