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On a related note, I've seen some new extreme sports such as slap fighting where the objective on the game is to slap your opponent as hard as possible to knock them out. This gives a literal meaning to slapping the shit out of someone.

It has to do with the systems of modern teams, attackers in the top teams nowadays have to be great at both attacking and putting in lots of defensive work and it has to be done throughout the 90 minutes.

The problem is that their recruitment plan is also terrible with how long they hold on to players they no longer want.

So true - Man United's budget is limited this window from previous ones because of the constant overspending over the past few years and yet even on a limited budget they still managed to overspend. I don't think I've seen a worse team at negotiating transfers as Man United.

I mean the only thing we've seen him improve at is making stupid decisions on the pitch. I could be paid thousands of pounds a week to play like that and entertain rival fans - how am I not as lucky as him? lol I say the latter because he still makes the same freaking mistakes repeatedly. No amount of coaching can fix him. Maguire is 29 years old but in terms of defenders he'd have at most 2-3 years at the top but his confidence will never be revived because Man United fans constantly boo him if he does anything wrong.

That one is absolutely insane lol. This looks like an extremely retarded version of skiing.

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Maguire is a whole curse I tells ya - to be honest, the current set of Man United players are also a bunch of bottlers. They've lost every final they've been in to in the last 5 years so he'd be going through the same thing again. Actually, he's come out multiple times and says he wants to win trophies and even went on strike at the start of last season. It's just that Harry Kane is extremely expensive, 120m was what Tottenham were quoting Man City last year.

The Declan Rice one I didn't know about but the Salah and De Bruyne ones were such blatant blunders by Chelsea and Mourinho at the time. I'd argue that selling Juan Mata to accomodate Oscar was pretty stupid as well. I agree - just look at Donny Van De Beek at Man United. He was once on his way to Madrid but he decided to join Man United and now he looks a shell of his former self. He used to have so much confidence and skill but now it seems like he's always taking too long on the ball.

Personally, even though I can play most positions including Right back and goalkeeper, my favorite position would be Right Wing because I love running at defenders and making runs behind the defence. Not to mention I love whipping in crosses with right or cutting on to my left foot and shooting from outside the box. What is your favorite position to play on a Football team and why?

Bond is one of my favorite series of all time - he's always so smooth with the way he does things.

Huānyíng lái dào VGR English subtitle - Welcome to VGR!

An extension of car surfing itself is the idiots that try to jump over a car coming towards them at ridiculous speeds. As for wrapping pythons around your neck and not holding a poisonous snake properly, they deserve whatever fate they get.

Bill Cosby is an OG and was wrongfully accused of sexual misconduct by dishonest women and has been found innocent. If I was him, I'd be filing defamation lawsuits left and right - those women that falsely accused him should be tried and sentenced. On another note, Jim Carrey is a crazy one especially in Ace Ventura Pet detective.

Now, we all know social media is a wild place with all kinds of stupid trends and challenges. For instance, does anyone know what vabbing is? (don't look it up just try and guess) - I'll give the answer afterwards but my jaw literally dropped when I heard what it was. On another note, the other ones I've seen over the last decade include: Dousing yourself in alcohol and lighting yourself on fire and then try to find some way to out it (Natural selection at best) Crate challenge (This one was also stupid like what is the point?) Tide Pod Challenge (Another self-deleter) Cinnamon Challenge (purposely suffocating yourself trying to swallow cinnamon powder is retarded) Vabbing (I'm still speechless on what it is - all I can say is WTF! why?) I could list more but I want others to chip. What are some of the most ridiculous challenges you've seen on social media.

You're not lying - I have my AC on max just to deal with how hot outside is.

This is so me everytime I hear anyone with the sniffles or even just coughing slightly...

I hardly even spend time on social media nowadays because it's become such a wild place with all kinds of bizarre people with some of the stupidest trends. That being said, I've also started blocking certain people just because of their constant whining online about life instead of actively trying to address their issues.

To be fair, I'm one of the few people I know that genuinely doesn't watch it but a lot of people are genuinely addicted to porn. From time to time, you'll see people just sitting down and casually watching it in public on their phones. You'd be surprised - it must be because of culture but there are females and males I know that watch it religiously and they're extremely open about it. In addition to the weirdos on Tik-Tok and other social media platforms that proudly broadcast what kind of porn they like and what they've tried. I don't watch it but I just love to make jokes about it because it makes for some great punchlines in a joke.

I know but I'm not worried about it - I hardly even depend on anyone not even my closest friends and it's not because they aren't reliable. It's just my nature to try handle things myself rather than go running for help all the time because it's not all the time people will be around to assist you.

I agree - I'd rather have my few extremely loyal friends that'll be there for me than the ones that try to kick you the minute you're down. Most times, I do make sure to have my own back because in some situations, no one will be around to help you and you have to handle it.

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You know how any time you throw anything like a ball or something on a trampoline, it bounces all over the place? That's how Lukaku's first touch is - it's Man United fans who came up with it when he used to play for them You also have to factor in that Serie A teams aren't anywhere as good as the Premiership ones so ever the worst teams can defend pretty well so he's not afforded anywhere near the space and time to control a ball as in Serie A.

But that's how he has always been since the first year Man United signed him. I mean, I saw him do something almost similar in Pre-season the other day.