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  1. "Me fail English? That's umpossible"

    He's right, scientifically speaking he has spoken more godly than any other English speaker known to man. Umpossible is the holiest word known to science, as it makes so much sense, yet no sense at all. Ralph Wiggins is a god, the god of English. Umpossible is the word to end all words, there is no word greater, no word stronger, and no word smarter. It truly is umpossible for Ralph to fail English.

  2. On 2/27/2022 at 7:22 AM, Jayson said:

    It's no fiction in the military.   Clean is how to goes.   I don't think I'm wrong about this one.  I mean, if working in a major fancy restaurant chain mean obsession with cleanliness, then why would the military be less?

    In the battlefield, the last thing the military is worried about is cleanness. They don't stay in safe clean spots, they go into dangerous environments; get dirt, sand, mud, and water everywhere. And they have to wipe blood after every little skirmish. They ain't clean, they're in the middle of deserts, swamps, forests, and every other difficult place on Earth.

  3. First Half Of March:

    FAR: Changing Tides (Cloud, Console, PC, ) – March 1, available day one with Game Pass

    Microsoft Flight Simulator (Cloud) – Available today

    Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII (Console and PC) – March 3

    Kentucky Route Zero (Cloud, Console, and PC) – March 10

    Lawn Mowing Simulator (Xbox One) – March 10

    Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy (Cloud, Console, and PC) – March 10

    Young Souls (Cloud, Console, and PC) – March 10, available day one on Game Pass

  4. 36 minutes ago, Kane99 said:

    Ah okay. Yeah I heard the newer games kinda took a lot away. Didn't the first few games have tons of weapons that you could alter and change? Or was that one of the later titles? 

    That the latter titles, but they take away the soundtrack, the astophere and the arguments between the duo. It's why I fell off from the series.

  5. 39 minutes ago, m76 said:

    I played it a few hours, but found it boring. The story did not engage me, it all seemed self serving and pointless. None of  the characters were particularly likeable. I've tried exploring too, but it's no skyrim, I wasted hours wandering and didn't find anything that would've made it worthwhile.

    The World is probably my biggest problem, I'm constantly finding things in Skyrim, in Red Dead, the world is just too big, BOTW was already kinda pushing it. But that game kept the world simple, and not the size of a country. Skyrim is big, but has secrets everywhere, which makes it fun to explore.

  6. Today I release my biggest gaming hot take: I am not a Red Dead Redemption fan. I am not that much of a westerns type of guy.

    Do I understand why people like it? Yes, it's a impressive open world, but I enjoy more "Fantastical" games like BOTW, Skyrim, Halo, or Minecraft. For me, I just can't get into the genre because it gets too generic for me. At least with FPS games, they can feel unique from other FPS games. But westerns always feel the same. I do somewhat enjoy the story, but I am just not that into it. I don't really know what it is, but I'm just not all that into it.

    What do you guys think about my hot take? 

  7. On 2/14/2019 at 8:51 PM, skyfire said:

    A pretty much flawed research says Violence is not related to the gaming. As per the Oxfords latest research Here. 

    http://www.ox.ac.uk/news/2019-02-13-violent-video-games-found-not-be-associated-adolescent-aggression#

    But the reality is that people who tend to play violent games are bullies in school, involved in school shooting, mugging and other crimes. Instead of looking at this data, the oxford took random set of the data and then tried to came up with conclusion that games are not responsible. 

    What do you think?

    Allow me to ask this: If video games cause violence, then wouldn't that mean that movies, tv shows, and books would also cause violence? Which would lead to the conclusion that Shakespeare needs to be censored to protect the kids. Because we shouldn't blame Timmy gunning down Susie, on GTA, but rather on the bullying and abusive father.

  8. I've been wanting to rant about this game for a while now, and I finally have the brain cells to do it. Without further ado: Why I hate Ratchet And Clank 2016 with a burning passion.

    Imagine for a moment that you are at a fish market, wanting to buy a lovely salmon, you already enjoyed this certain type of salmon, you could even say your a fan of the salmon, and when you buy the salmon, you end with a long strip of meat, this meat is not a full fish, it's a slice of meat that has a tapeworm solved into it because the fish seller wanted to sell more tuna, and so sabotaged the salmon.

    Ratchet and Clank means a lot to me, mainly because it's a edgy, atmospheric game about gunning down robots and aliens. The 2016 has none of that, and is rather the cheap ripoff version that would have been sold in a back alley. For starters, they gutted out nearly half of the game, this is a spit to the face of people who's favorite level was Eudora, and was deeply wanting to see it in modern day graphics.

    To show just how many levels they gutted here is a list of levels they took out:

    Eudora

    Umbris

    Battalia (Techically they turned it into a snow level, and removed the NPCs in it)

    Orxon

    Hoven

    Oltanis Orbit

    Oltanis

    Quartu (They changed it to the point that it's a different level)

    Veldin Orbit

    Veldin (Changed it to the point of it being different)

    As you can you about half of the game is missing from the 2016 version, every one of these levels was destryoed in favor of a poopy movie tie in game. That's right, not only did they tear my boy Eudora away from me, but they shoved in the 2016 movie that's entirely forgettable.

    Besides the blatant attempt to brainwash me into watching a wet sponge, they also assassinated Ratchet and turned him into a plushie. Ratchet is not meant to be a plushie, that's Clanks job, Rachel meant to be mean, for example his greatest line is when he sees a plumber bending over and says "Hey Look plumbers crack". He also argued with Clank constantly, which was a nice change of pace for the buddy duo trope. But in 2016 they don't even speak to each other. Another problem is how badly the ruined the atmosphere,  there are barely any characters in the game. A long shot from the wide cast of greedy pigs, and dimwitted bulbs that once was apart of the worlds. Ratchet was a great satire of greed, capitalism, and monopolies, something that would have angered Sony today. Also they destroyed the soundtrack, some of the best Techno music of all time, and replaced it with boring music that would be great for sleep medication.

    In conclusion, RIP Eudora.

  9. On 3/22/2019 at 8:32 AM, The Blackangel said:

    There's something I absolutely don't get. Why do people always feel they have to upgrade and drop the previous system? I remember when the SNES came out I wanted one desperately. So I saved up every penny I came across for over a year to buy myself one. I got it home and played the hell out of it. But I still played my NES just as much. I was a freshman in HS when the N64 came out, and a kid in my class was selling off all his SNES stuff to get an N64. Suddenly he didn't like SNES because it "was too primitive". People seem to disown the previous system when the new one comes out. That's when you get classic gamers. Why? Because everyone either disowned or forgot about the previous systems. If you buy the new generation of systems, to keep up with your favorite games, that's different. I have a couple PS4 games. But I still have my Atari 2600. I still have my NES, SNES, and N64. I'm in the market for a Colecovision that works. I have the Coleco Classic, but I can't bring myself to play it, because that classic rerelease shit makes me sick. And no I didn't buy it. It was a gift.

    So if it's a status thing, then that's just sad. If you're keeping up with your favorite games, ok.  But why the hell did you for get the existence of the first Xbox, or the PS1, or the NES just because a new one came out?

    Well for one thing the Xbox 360 was backwards compatible, same with the Series S, why should I stick to the past, when I can bring the past with me and play future games? But for PlayStation, well the cult over there demands it.

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