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The Blackangel

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  1. I don't have anything against either of them. They're just weird entries in the Zelda franchise, the same as Links Awakening. One game I didn't mention was Twilight Princess. While it had beautiful graphics, it was just overdone. They tried to cram too much into one game, and failed in their attempt to make an open world Zelda game. It got to the point fairly early that the only part I even enjoyed was the beginning in Ordon Village.
  2. We all have them. We've heard a ton of them. What are some of your best Dad jokes? To start I'll give this one: What kind of prize do you give to someone who hasn't moved a muscle in over a year? A trophy
  3. I play it all the time and love it. It's great, and the most fun course is Rainbow Road. Coming over a hill, and flying through the air to the bottom is funny as hell.
  4. Many people I know are Jewish, and due to my respect for them, the "PC Master Race" is not only offensive to them, but me as well. First off, PC gamers are superior to nothing. The same way console gamers are superior to nothing. Second, the use of the term "master race" is pure Nazi ideology. Adolf Hitler coined the term to identify his Aryan race. Blonde, blue eyed, white Germans was what he wanted. He saw them as the superior race above all others including other nationalities. Third, my grandfather was in the unit that liberated Auschwitz. He earned 5 bronze stars doing it. He was superior to no one. He did what he was sent to do, and came home afterwards. He saw some sick shit, and it changed him forever. So don't ever use "master race" as a casual term. It's not casual. It never has been, nor will it ever be.
  5. A lot of them it looks like he's "catching them off guard" if you will. He's so fast that he has them pinned before they even start to be pulling.
  6. If we're talking about drunken nights, then the time I woke up duct taped nude hanging from the monkey bars on a catholic school playground with a bunch of 3-5 year olds looking at me would top my list.
  7. I'm assuming the kid is talking about his mother getting a Brazilian wax (painful as hell) which is why she wasn't amused? I once heard a kid ask what "choking the chicken" meant. When I was little I saw a trailer that was made out of a truck bed, which is really common. Around here it is anyway. I couldn't for the life of me think of the word "bed" so I just asked why people made trailers out of "truck butts" instead. From what I gather, that was funny as hell.
  8. I'm going to assume movie theatres don't count? If that's the case, then I would say the kitchen. I only woke up to the smell of a burning pizza. But at least I got a new frisbee out of the whole incident, and a chew toy for my dogs.
  9. I don't even know how to smile anymore. I don't even have the physical ability to twist my face muscles into that shape either. As for laugh, I have always had a silent laugh. Weird I know, but it's always been that way for me. But considering that neither happens anymore, I'll just stick with the weird laugh since I know of no one else that laughs completely silently.
  10. Breakfast in bed, simply because breakfast type food is my absolute favorite food.
  11. I would much rather be ignored. That would mean less people I would have to put up with and I could just get my shit done and not have to deal with anyone's stupid bullshit.
  12. The sunset. I can watch movies any time of day or night. The sunset happens once a day. The best is an unobstructed view, with a cold drink (ice tea is best) and pure silence. You can really take in the entire experience that way and slip into nirvana.
  13. I concur with your choice. I would much rather lose my phone. Losing your passport can ruin your world. It gives someone so much information, that they can steal your identity from that one document, and you're completely fucked after that. I actually found a passport in my front yard one day a few years ago. It belonged to a woman I had never met or even heard of. I made a post on Craigslist that only said that I had found a passport. And that if the owner could email me and identify the name and sex on the passport that I would return it to them. Otherwise I would be taking it to the police department a couple days later. I don't remember the exact time frame, but for the sake of argument, and example would be I found it on Wednesday and said I wold drop it off at the PD on Friday. No one ever responded so I took it to the PD. But it was so weird. That a random passport wound up in my yard. And if I remember right, the woman wasn't even from my town. And this is a big town. Around 130k permanent residents. When school is in session it easily tops 200k. There are a lot of colleges here in town. So who, what, when, where, why, and how are questions that will bug me for the rest of my life. Who is/was she? What happened that got her passport in my yard? When exactly did it happen? Where did the passport come from? Why was it thrown out in the first place? How did all this come into play? Was there an incident that was never reported or at least unknown to the public? Like the judicial system decided to keep it under wraps for whatever reason? So damn many questions, and no chance for answers.
  14. Considering that I have an amazing sense of taste, and shit hearing, I'll go for the hearing. I often have to ask someone 5 or 6 times what they said, simply because my hearing is so bad. And with music being so important to me, I want to be able to hear it until I'm dead.
  15. The issue is that I wasn't even trying to get a perfect kill. Just a kill. I was out hunting and some enemies came up and I just started killing them and got several headshots on them without trying. After I looted their bodies and went back to hunting I got some perfect shots on a deer and took it back to camp. All I was trying to do was find some food. Nothing more, nothing less.
  16. Dogs have a maternal instinct while they’re nursing, but once the bitch weans her pups, she’s indifferent to them. It’s like that all over the animal kingdom. And the human race is no exception. If you think I’m bullshitting, then I only have 2 words for you: Nannie Doss. Or more recently: Susan Smith.
  17. You’re not losing anything with the original one or the Lite. The Oled is nothing special, and offers no real benefits over the Lite and dockable Switch. Don’t waste your money. Get the original, and in my opinion, the Lite.
  18. No. I just haven’t eaten. When I was younger I could only afford to eat once a week because I didn’t make enough to eat more often. Not with other bills. But that was until I remembered that dog food exists.
  19. Rats are frequently cannibalistic. Even domesticated rats. It’s in their nature. When mine have died I have often not known until I discovered half of the body, the other half having been eaten by the cage mates. The first rats I had when I was a kid, I bred once. I didn’t do it again because the female ate almost all of her pups. I’ve seen rodent cannibalism an uncountable number of times, but almost exclusively with rats. But 98% of my experience with rodents is with rats so that plays a major factor in the number.
  20. More or less, it was. And considering that in such a huge colony there could be no actual patriarch or matriarch, the constant breeding was out of control.
  21. I think it was in Australia, but I saw a story when I was a kid about a house that was completely taken over by rats. There were thousands there. The people who owned it allowed a camera crew to film in it (they owned but didn’t live in it) and the rats were piling all over each other. They were several rats high in each room. While that would be hell to most, it would be heaven to me.
  22. A third nipple would look really weird for a girl, especially if we ended up growing a third boob. So I'm going to have to go with the toe. I can have it removed easily enough and be back to normal.
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