The Blackangel

I got the idea for this thread from something @Shagger said in the What opinion about video games do you have that no one can change? thread. What game have you played to the point that you could beat it in your sleep? For me, it's The Legend Of Zelda: A Link To The Past. There's literally nothing I don't know about it. I can tell you everything including which bee to catch in the game. I have played that game WAY too damn much. For what it's worth, I'm no slouch at Zelda OoT either, but I'm definitely not a master. Hell, I still need a guide to beat the damn water temple. Thankfully, that's the only temple I need a guide for. I would be willing to say that I know almost everything about FF8, but I'm sure there are things I don't know. For example I have never gotten my hands on a Mog's Amulet. So I can't say that I know what hell it does. The book says the GF learns the MiniMog ability. I don't know what that means. Until the remaster came out on Switch, I didn't know what a Ribbon did. The book only said that the GF learned the Ribbon ability. That helps. Turns out, the Ribbon blocks you from any and all status abnormalities including death spells. SO it's one of the best things in the game to teach a GF. Unfortunately the only way I know to get it is to turn on invincibility and set your characters up to heal a monster with their attacks in a counter attack, and let it farm items overnight. It may be cheating, I know but at least I learned something I didn't know. So what game can you beat in your sleep? (Don't bother pointing it out, I know I was rambling. It's a bad habit I have.)

I've definitely encountered that more times than I try to count. I'm willing to bet, however, that every gamer here can honestly say that there is a game they play, or used to play, that they completely mastered to the point that they could beat it in their sleep. I can't see anyone being a braggart, or having a superiority complex about it. I just see them stating a simple fact.

There were 4 that I missed, but they were from movies that I haven't seen, so I didn't have a clue on them.

One that I forgot to mention was that I was a pro-am snowboarder in my teenage years. I miss the hell out of it, but I'm still as passionate about it as I ever was. I have probably a dozen different snowboarding games spanning several different systems. It's the one and only single good memory that I have from when I was younger.

The white woman was psychotic, end of story. At 1:25 in the second video the woman recording said "Who are they gonna believe, her white ass or my black ass?" so that should end the question of her race right there. As for the white woman, she literally needs to be institutionalized for the rest of her life. I'm talking strait jacket, rubber room. Throw her in there, feed her broth, and leave her alone. Have a camera in the corner. Doesn't matter if it work or not, put it there. When she learns to quit bitching about cameras, add another one. Let her see out a window for 30 minutes once a year, then throw her ass back in the rubber room. Aside from that 30 minutes at the window, she will never leave the room again and will die in there. One less psychopath. If you don't think she is a psychopath, just ask. I'm a clinically diagnosed sociapath, and I can tell when someone is on the spectrum.

I hate it when people text me" "Call me". I'm gonna start calling people and when they answer, I'm gonna say: "Text me", and hang up.

What the fuck are you talking about?

I can't think of a single good thing about human nature, and a thousand things bad about human nature. Humans are a vicious, malicious, and deceptive virus on this planet. Hopefully the planet will get some antibiotics soon.

I agree. But what's terrifying to me that's just a fact of daily life, is something that's part of my daily life and not everyone elses. It's due to the MD. It being a neuromuscular disease, means it attacks the brain as well as the muscles. Taking into consideration that brain damage from past drug abuse, and the MD attacking my brain, it could shut down at any time. Or my heart could stop because it being a muscle, it just got too weak to pump. Or maybe my brain lost the ability to automatically send the signal to my heart telling it to pump. To put it simply, MD takes years off your life. Considering that I'm 6 months shy of 40, I've lived the vast majority of my life already. I'm beyond middle age at this point.

I'd press it. What do I care about random people? And if it killed people I knew, who gives a fuck? Just because I know them doesn't mean I give a shit about them.

WW3. It's coming, and it will be chemical, biological, and nuclear because tempers will flare and everyone will do whatever they "think" is what it will take to win. We will bring about our own extinction because earth will become uninhabitable due to the war.

No. I wanted a career in the Marines, but got fucked over early on in my enlistment. Now I'm just an angry, miserable bitch in a chair.

I have no immediate or short term memory and almost no long term memory. Too much brain damage from drug abuse in my past, among other things. So the memories have already happened. I guess I'll stick with that.

Beach all the way. All the reasons you mentioned and more. I love the beach.

Pause. I could fix so many things in my life. I could change several things. Also rewind would create a paradox, because once you went back and changed something the rift in time would tear you apart because you would then have had no reason to rewind.

Existing.

Final Destination was funny as hell.

I would run it through a cross cutting shredder. I don't want to know when, why, or how. That is just too much unwanted information. The kind that would drive a person insane.

How the hell could you tolerate those kids? I hated high school. I was bullied mercilessly until I dropped out halfway into my junior year. I still despise kids that age to this day.

The wars over the potion would cause mass extinction, including human extinction.

I grew up a hunter, and have hunted just about everything in Missouri. We used to have what we called a "wildlife dinner" every year. What I've hunted are quail, pheasant, raccoon, possum, whitetail deer, turkey, squirrel, badger, skunk, black bear, rabbit, and copperheads. I haven't intentionally killed an animal of any kind in more than 10 years except a deer. That one was a skunk, and I only shot it because it was eating our dog food and scaring the hell out of our dogs. If you don't count the skunk, I haven't killed anything intentionally in more than 20 years. And I have no intentions of killing anything unless it's suffering. The deer was a mercy killing. I was out for a drive one day when a couple does ran across the road in front of me. I stopped and watched them. They ran up a hill on the other side of a creek that ran by the road. The first one made it up the hill just fine, despite slipping a couple times. The other one didn't she got about halfway up and then slipped or tripped on something and fell all the way down the hill into the creek. I went to check on her and she was all broken up. She had a compound fracture in a leg. The bone was completely exposed. By the way she was breathing I could tell she had a punctured lung, and she had sticks all in her. I knelt down beside her, said a prayer for her spirit, and shot her. By the time I got back to my car I was crying my eyes out. But I knew I had done the right thing, despite not liking doing it.

I don't go out unless I have to, so I don't get all dolled up. Just simple makeup and something comfortable. I have a couple dresses, but I'm not really the dress type. I like my denim skirts better.

Come to the states. It's pretty much anywhere that sells ice cream. Sure some stores may not carry it, but the majority do.

A few lies that have always pissed me off are the whole Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, and Tooth Faerie bullshit. There is no purpose or reason to tell your kid those stupid ass lies. If you're going to lie to them then explain how a drunk got 2 of every animal on earth on a 400' boat that he built in 30 days. And if you can do it logically, explain to me WHY THE FUCK THEY'RE STILL LOOKING FOR CHRIST'S DICK SKIN FROM HIS CIRCUMCISION. The nails from his crucifixion should hold priority over that shouldn't it? Xtianity makes no god damn sense.