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The Blackangel

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  1. I was banned from prom because there was a rumor that I was setting up bombs at it. Also I missed it because I thought it was still 2 weeks away. Not that I would have gone anyway, because to go would have meant that I would have had to spend even more time around the worthless fucks I went to school with. But I had also dropped out by that point so it didn't fucking matter anyway.
  2. Amazing Grace was mine.We had bagpipe players there, which is the only way it should ever be played.
  3. You rented games as a kid instead of buying them, didn't you?
  4. The last time I watched a game at a bar, a guy attacked me with a beer bottle.
  5. I see hotdogs either in the kids menu or in the sandwich category all the time. Something most people don't know is the origin of the sandwich. It was started by the Earl of Sandwich. He called for his cook to take (I don't remember his exact choices so I'll list some randoms) a slice of ham, tomato, lettuce, and onion and put it between two pieces of bread. Thus, the sandwich was born. Today, we put all kinds of things between two pieces of bread. And although a hotdog bun is intended to just be sliced down the middle but remain intact as one piece, it more often than not, becomes two pieces of bread. It doesn't matter that the meat is cylindrical. It's still a sandwich.
  6. The bible says that the next time of judgement the world will end in fire, whereas previously it ended in water. So a nuclear WW3 is plausibly the end of days in accordance with what the bible says. Granted, I'm Satanic and don't believe in any of that, but you being xtian can't deny that it's more than plausible. Your god may choose to use humans as their own demise for his end of days.
  7. Small price to pay when the alternative is swimming in piss.
  8. It's why when I was a kid, I would disappear for a month at a time and live rough in the woods. Build my own shelter, catch my own food, purify my own water. It was bliss.
  9. The Florida governor had no power to police any social media platform, and he fucking knew it. As for your friend, if Facebook censored it, they probably had no actual reason. They censor anything that doesn't agree with what Zuckerberg says. Although he has never officially revealed his political affiliation, he has shown in his statements and actions that he is republiKKKlan. That said, I could post a blue square. Nothing in it, just a simple blue square. No caption, no special anything, and he would have it censored. CENSORED BY FACEBOOK -
  10. Ok, first off, he can't stop their salary unless they're no longer a part of the senate. I can't draw salary from Facebook because I don't work there. If I did then I could. They are members of the senate, they draw salary. Second, he can't have them arrested for leaving the state. That's not a crime, unless a law that I am unaware of was recently passed that classifies leaving ones state as desertion. The senators can claim vacation, and the nazi governor can't do a god damn thing about it. Maybe a fine for not putting in for vacation or something. I don't know how that part works at the federal level, especially since every republiKKKlan president has spent more time on vacation than in office since the Reagan administration. But in every other aspect of the working world, you have to give notice of your intent to take a vacation. With that in mind, what the fuck are they supposed to be teaching? 1990's dance crazes? And with Florida, that's just flat out illegal as well as what's going on in Texas. Black Americans are going to have to start wearing movie makeup when they go out to look white for fear of being arrested for simply walking down the sidewalk if this shit continues. Because if it does continue in the south, it will soon become the law of the land. And more tax dollars will be used to build more supermax prisons to hold all the black citizens who got mad that >insert football team< lost, when watching in their own home. Neighbor - "Did you hear that? A black man is angry! Police! There is a terrorist next door!" Judge - "I hereby sentence you to death by guillotine. You have one hour left to live." That's where we're headed. They will be forced into slums, refused the right to be unhappy with where they've been forced into, and under constant threat of being murdered for existing with out that even being viewed as a crime.
  11. I just want to know what it is that makes the US the authority on this. So we released some documents. Woo hoo. Yippee. That doesn't mean shit for the rest of the world. We don't have any authority to tell other governments to keep their mouths shut until we say it's ok to talk. And it's not just UFO's. It's everything. It always seems like people tend to think it all starts and ends with the authority of the US. Even though I'm American, I just don't get it.
  12. The last thing he says in this video is something we have all known all along.
  13. It's been forever since I've seen the movie, so I only got 8/15 right.
  14. If I'm misunderstanding something here let me know. But what the hell is the purpose of playing a game only one time, and then never playing it again once you've beaten it?
  15. The first time I ever tried Skyrim, I got to the very first town after you escape from the dragon, and encountered a game breaking bug. I was inside the house with the guy I escaped with, and suddenly the camera started pulsing in and out of focus and slowly spinning around in circles. It didn't matter what I did, nothing got me out of it. I had to shut the game down, and hadn't even saved. That has soured me on Skyrim ever since. I've tried the game several times, but simply can't get into it.
  16. That's 2 stars out of a possible thousand, right? Hell all that is required for 20 would be to spell the name right, but when a game sucks so bad that you have to take points away from that, then you have a shit sandwich.
  17. I love this movie. Typically I hate comedies, but the cynicism in it cracks me up. Despite Johnny Depp being my absolute and all time favorite actor, no one but Ryan Reynolds could have pulled this character off correctly. he is the best actor alive when it comes to playing a cynical character like Deadpool. No one can beat his cynical abilities. Not even Johnny. If I was to rate this movie I would give it a solid 15/10. Deadpool 2 wasn't as good as the first one, but it was still a great movie.
  18. I wouldn't buy fish there since the guy has crabs.
  19. I love calzones. I was first introduced to them one of the times I was working at Pizza Hut (I've worked there 5 times) and they were still selling the P'Zone. That was when I basically decided that I had a new favorite.
  20. What's your preferred method of fishing? Do you prefer rod & reel, toe, stick, or spear fishing? I've done it all except for spear fishing. That just never really interested me. Toe and stick are great if you're just wanting to lay back and lounge by the shoreline. But I would say I used rod & reel the majority of the time. When I was a kid, I was at a pond fishing every single day. I loved doing it. I've never really liked fish as a meal, with the exception of beer batter catfish. But I loved catching them anyway. So what's your preferred method?
  21. That's for damn sure. That big bastard that's constantly hunting you throughout the entire place is enough to make a person leave a wet spot where they're sitting if he gets the jump on you.
  22. It's a toss up between 3 for me. The Legend Of Zelda Ocarina Of Time (N64 version) The Legend Of The Mystical Ninja (SNES) Final Fantasy VIII The first two just look so peaceful and relaxing, that I couldn't pass up either atmosphere. With FF8, I always thought that FH looked like a place I could live the rest of my life in happily. It's just such a laid back environment. If FH wasn't an option, then I would have to go with Winhill. But my dream would be to live in FH.
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