The Blackangel

Am I the only one here who in NOT into soccer? Is there anyone at all here who doesn’t like soccer? ANYTHING ELSE PLEASE!!!

The sounds when you cook in Zelda BOTW. That’s funny, but would probably get old and annoying after the second time it happened.

In my opinion, the fights on the ice. That’s always amusing.

In some sports it’s a benefit. Like horse racing or dog racing. A look at the finish line to determine exactly who won. Aside from that, I can’t really think of anything where technology has benefited sports.

I wouldn’t object to being a foot shorter. Being 5’3” instead of 6’3” would have me closer to the ground, and make me feel a bit better.

I seen too many reports and stories about cavers getting stuck and unable to be saved. The cave ended up being their tomb.

Getting hit in the ovaries is the female equivalent to a man getting hit in the nuts. So even though I lack testicles, I understand that pain too. The worst sports injury I’ve ever heard of is when Clint Malarchuk got his jugular severed on the ice. It wasn’t anything intentional, it was a 3 man collision at the goal and he was the goal tender. A skate went across his neck and blood sprayed everywhere. By some miracle that defies logic, he survived. He returned to the ice with a vengeance after he fully healed. This is why goalies now wear a neck guard that’s harder than diamond . To make sure this never happens again.

With upgraded graphics? If that’s the case I’ll be first in line.

I have Rosetta Stone for Spanish, German, and French. I have to install the programs on one of my old computers since the greedy bastards moved from selling the entire course to a subscription. Buying the whole course saves hundreds unless you spend 10 hours every day on their website. You can learn on your own schedule and don’t have to keep paying.

The only microphone my computer ever gets access to is my headset. But typically, if the headset is in use, it’s plugged into my PS5 controller while I’m recording a video.

A ruptured testicle comes to mind. Some high school baseball player got hit in the nuts by a pitch, and left home plate on a stretcher. From what I understand, they had to remove it. So he only has one now.

I think for the most part they’re overpaid. And when they decide to build a new stadium/arena “just because” that really pisses me off. For example, the Wings used to play at the Joe. But for no apparent reason, they decided to move and built Little Caesars arena. The Joe got torn down. Legends played there, but suddenly it wasn’t good enough. With that kind of money, there’s a lot better things they could put it to.

Schnucks is everywhere. I get my meds from the CVS that’s in a Schnucks. There’s a ton of them in Columbia. Not that I have any interest in EVER going back to that shithole town.

Growing up, I was closest to anything that wasn’t human.

It’s just being up so damn high that is my only problem. I can’t even go one step up a stepladder. That’s too goddamn high for me. Call me a pussy if you want, but heights are a mortal enemy of mine.

Now now, you’re asking a chef what’s in their creation? You may as well ask Criss Angel how his magic is performed.

There was a time that I actually bought a bunch of spiders and turned them loose in my house. I don’t remember what kind they were, but I do remember that they were harmless to humans. They killed and ate every unwanted bug that came into my house so it was a win win for all involved.

Gremlins. They open the back of the dryer, and steal one sock to sell the gnomes as a sleeping bag. They only take one at a time to make it seem like they’re in short supply so they can hike up the price. The underpants gnomes have a whole other racket.

LAUNDRY: HELP ME!!!!

Not killing karens. That would be multiple medals of different kinds, as well as a first place ribbon.

I will never trust anything with a pulse. It’s not me having a difficult time trusting. It’s me not willing to trust. I consciously choose not to. I refuse to trust. I’ve been with @Rain Dew for 20 years now, and I don’t even trust her. She knows my stance on this, and has made her peace with it.

I use Windows, because I use a computer, instead of a Mac. To clarify, that’s like comparing a truck and a motorcycle. Yeah they do the same basic thing, but are wildly different. As for getting on the DW, you have to find the things already mentioned. You definitely need TOR, and have to know how to use onion. When you find an open gateway, you can surf it all you want. Just make sure you don’t have any special pics, like those of your family and friends on your computer. Also make sure you either cover your webcam or, if you’re like me and use a TV for your monitor, unplug your webcam. People on the DW can see you through your camera and make it look to you as if it’s off. If you have any pictures of friends, family, and even a house, they can easily find you. They can use your cam to watch you even when you’re not using your computer. If you do anything you wouldn’t want others seeing (such as masturbate) they can record that and then blackmail you. The dark web is extremely dangerous if you don’t know what the hell you’re doing.

The problem is that all their so called “retro” games aren’t actually retro. They’re rePro games. Same thing basically, but it’s not the game that was originally created. It’s a cheap knockoff. They’re junk. Not worth the plastic they’re made of. It’s easy as hell to tell a fake from the real thing. I was pissed when I popped open a game of mine and found out it was a knockoff. I instantly took it outside and shot it to hell. Now when I’m looking at buying a game, I ALWAYS check it before I turn over even one penny. One specific screwdriver is all you need.

The Oracle games were pretty sweet, but I have to concur with @killamch89 on this. Link’s Awakening is one of the best. It’s more polished on the Switch, and made a couple of your items automatic like the Power Bracelet. On Game Boy, you have to equip it the same as everything else. Hookshot, powder, bow, etc. On Game Boy, everything, including your sword and shield have to be equipped. If an you need a certain item at an point you would have to replace either your sword or shield with it. It sucks, but that’s the Game Boy limitations.