The Blackangel

That's one of the best parts. Fuck with their heads as much as possible.

The best part was that I would take pillow cases, put a 5 pound sack of flour in it, smear ketchup on the bottom of it and bury it in the yard, if/when I knew they would be watching. It always worked better if I could get someone to come stay with me for at least a week, but make sure to stay away from all windows and doors. Afterwards I would drive away with them laying under a ketchup smeared sheet in their own car so they could get home. That was one of the funniest things in the world. To this day, I still lean a shovel against the wall in my back yard with ketchup on it. Something else that's fun to do is locate the phone box on the side of someones house for the home phone. Undo two screws and plug in a phone with a 100 foot wire purchased from Walmart for like $6.00. Then from their home phone line YOU call a 1-900 number for some insane charge of like $5.00 per minute and you leave the phone lie in the bushes all night.

The only downside I really see with text, is that you can't determine tone. You can't tell if someone is pissed at you for example.

I used to know someone that had a contact slide up on top of her eyeball in its socket. She had to go to the ER to get it out.

I have no problem with driving a car. They're really nice, and often really comfortable for long trips. Trucks are great just because I like them. Whether the truck is standard or automatic is irrelevant, because I can drive both. If you want something that is somewhere in between, you can get an SUV. But those things guzzle gas like Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin in a beer guzzling contest.

I can't even make a stick figure look good, so drawing has always been out for me. DIY projects are something that I haven't done in so long, that I don't even remember what one would be.

Some of the worst got 95% or higher as well. We forgot to mention that little tidbit of information.

Knowing where you stand on everything would be the easiest way to know where you need to improve yourself the most.

I said 100 proof, not 100%. 100 proof is 50% alcohol. Everclear is 190 proof, which is 95% pure alcohol. I've drank it straight before, and it's beyond the words I have in my vocabulary. I don't care how strong your alcohol tolerance is, or how strong you think it is. Drinking it straight is a stupid idea. If you just want to know what it tastes like alone, then less than half a shot is fine ONE TIME. But Everclear was made to be in a mixed drink anyway, and not drank straight. Except by stupid ass frat boys. One shared bottle of it in a night is enough to give everyone involved alcohol poisoning. It has more alcohol in it than rubbing alcohol and moonshine combined. And it's sold legally. I currently have a bottle of it to sterilize things and clean wounds. Among other practical purposes. I can drink, but I don't screw with that shit.

I would have to say Tomb Raider is on the top of the list for me. Lara Croft is the first person to enter a tomb in 500 years, and she finds an upgrade to her machine gun in there. Unless we have another Antikythera Mechanism situation going on here, a little thought would have been great when making this game. Hell while we're at it, make her fart wings so she doesn't have to worry about climbing anything anymore, and can just fly her way around.

Assuming I get one at all, I don't plan on it happening for another 2-3 years. I'm perfectly content with my PS4, and don't feel the need to "upgrade" just because something new is out. Hell I still use an iPhone 6S. I would be using an iPhone 5, but my phone completely crapped out on me which is what caused me to get the 6S.

When the season is in full swing I watch probably 3-4 hockey games per week. More if the Red Wings are on TV. I love the Red Wings. Always have, always will.

I don't even know how those fantasy sports even work.

If they were required to read Mein Kampf, then I was the publisher that told Hitler to fuck off.

Telekinesis. Imagine how well someone could clean house.

Beer. But If I had my choice of everything, it's hands down 100 proof whiskey. Tequila is good, a cold beer can be good (I would prefer a soda to be honest) but a few shots of warm, sour mash whiskey is where my preference lies. None of that nasty ass sweet shit the Canadians make. If it doesn't come out of either Kentucky or Tennessee, it's not whiskey. Proven fact.

I would like to know where I stand in everything.

94% and lower. Some of my favorite movies got horrible ratings on Rotten Tomatoes. For example The Postman only got 8% on Rotten Tomatoes. And I love that movie. So fuck RT and their bullshit rating systems. They will not decide what movies I like and which ones I don't like. The Number 23 also only got 8%. Another great movie. The Curse of La Llorona - 28% The Meg - 45% Blow - 55%

I typically go for a pen. I have some mechanical pencils, but don't use them. The ink of a pen is bolder and easier to read than the graphite in a pencil.

I grew up driving trucks. It was all we had, but living on a stock farm, it was kinda necessary. I would love to have a truck again, but it's just not in the cards at the moment.

I wear glasses already. I have some colored contacts that are purely decorative, but I rarely wear them. I honestly prefer my glasses over contacts. They're not as high maintenance for one.

Text. It's less of a hassle, unless you're in the car. I've had too many harassing calls, so if I don't recognize the number immediately, I won't even answer the phone. If you want to talk to me, your only option is text.

Was the fucking sandwich made of solid gold? What the hell could possibly make the damn thing worth so much as to open fire? I went to a McDonalds once and was like 50¢ short. Now they're not allowed to be even one penny off in the registers. Over or under is irrelevant. All I said was "Ah crap". So I just ordered something else that was cheaper and went on about my day. How god damn hard is that????