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The Blackangel

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  1. I'll leave you to solve the last one and add this one on top of it.... Old Man: Can you really rejuvenate my body and make me young again? Scientist: Certainly. Our company has developed this machine that will take your cells and use them to generate a young, healthy body. Then, your memories will be extracted and transplanted into your new body. Old Man: I see; Very good. The old man lay down on the bed and was covered with a sheet. A few hours passed. Old Man: This is taking a long time; When will the procedure begin? Scientist: Sorry to keep you waiting. Young Man: Thank you. The procedure went so well; By the way, what are you going to do with this old body? Scientist: It will be disposed of here. The scientist wheeled the bed into the incineration facility. Old Man: Oh. The person before me seems to have had a successful rejuvenation. Anyway, finally it's my turn. Young Man: Thank you.
  2. What is the one single item, that you could hold in your hand, that you have always wanted to own but don't have yet?
  3. Are there any bands you absolutely hate? Why?
  4. Why in the hell he would want to come back to 2020.
  5. Fniifntey
  6. Kratos or Cratos is the divine personification of strength in Greek mythology. He is the son of Pallas and Styx; he and his siblings Nike ("Victory"), Bia ("Force"), and Zelus ("Zeal") are all essentially personifications. Kratos is first mentioned alongside his siblings in Hesiod's Theogony.
  7. I got an Xbox One for this very reason. When Tell Me Why is released I'm buying it. That one game is the one and only reason I own an Xbox. I know it's coming out for Windows 10, but my computer sucks for gaming, and lags like a son of a bitch. So my only option was Xbox. The reason, is because I knew immediately from the trailer that I could relate to the characters and entire game from my own experiences as a kid growing up. Nonstop abuse, torment, and literal torture. Yes, torture. Who locks a 3 year old in their room for 4 days, in pitch black darkness?
  8. Jason from Blaster Master. Also Kratos in GoW. The only difference is that Kratos was a real man, whereas Jason is just a fictional video game character. But the thing they both have in common is that they show no fear and charge in destroying everything in their path. Jason instinctively knew how to use SOPHIA 3 and went straight in, and we all know how Kratos handled himself and everything that was an obstacle.
  9. I've been playing my Switch for the last couple weeks. I haven't really messed with any other systems. About an hour ago I decided I wanted to play Castlevania SOTN. So I put away my Switch, and loaded Castlevania. When I picked up the controller, it felt so weird. Like I was handling an alien device. My hands had gotten so used to the shape and weight of the Switch, that a simple PlayStation controller was just wrong. I'm almost scared to see what a SNES controller would feel like. It's crazy as hell. With the exception of the Switch, I've played these systems for more than 20 years, and never had this issue. But this time today, DAMN! Has anyone else experienced this?
  10. .neves ytfiF
  11. Are there any cryptids or other supposedly "mythical" creatures that you truly believe are real?
  12. What is a simple quirk a person may have that would be a deal breaker for you? Like something they collect, or foods they eat, or some other seemingly minor thing that most would overlook. Why is it a deal breaker? Romantically or platonically, your choice.
  13. Don’t follow.
  14. I would say Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson. Watching them grow up at Hogwarts for 8 years, it’s not really easy to picture them without a wand in their hands.
  15. Session 9 10/10 It's a mind job.
  16. Tired. been up since 4:00AM. My birthday was yesterday (DO NOT SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY) and it was fairly uneventful, and almost unnoticed thankfully. Right now I'm just trying to kick start my brain. It's not going very well yet.
  17. The DW isn't all criminal information. That's just an urban legend. Granted there's a lot more on there than the surface web, but there's also a lot more other stuff there as well. For example I post on a couple forums that the surface web wouldn't particularly be able to host. One thing that is on one of them is the whole "Dark Web Mystery Box" hoax. Everyone gets a hell of a kick out of it. The whole bullshit story started on YouTube with people putting random stuff in a box, packing it up to look creepy and possibly criminal, and saying they bought it on the DW. Those of us on the DW all know how stupid it would be to give ANYONE there any form of information. You think the psycho count on the surface web is bad? You haven't seen shit. Aside from that, it's a comfortable home for sociopaths. I can talk freely about things that would get me banned from SW forums, including this one.
  18. What are your thoughts on the Big Grey Man of Ben Macdhui?
  19. Remember I'm a classic gamer here people. I would say the biggest advance would be Zelda OoT after Link To The Past. Link To The Past was so small and confined. Then OoT comes out, and it's enormous. Especially the dungeons. And there are so many tricks and hidden treats you can find through out the game. It was the first one with a horse you can ride, it introduced gold skulltulas, gorons, gerudos, friendly zoras, and a whole cast of new items. And above all else it introduced THAT MOTHERFUCKING OWL. Damn you Shigeru Miyamoto!
  20. Specifics, huh? Ok then, here's a few: Beating the Plutonium Boss - Blaster Master Finding The First Crown - Legacy Of The Wizard Discovering Level 8 - The Legend Of Zelda Beating Mike Tyson - Mike Tyson's Punch Out Beating Shadow Link - Zelda 2 Saving Princess Whats-Her-Name from Psy-Crow - Earthworm Jim 2 Beating Even ONE Dungeon - Zelda Goddess Of Wisdom Beating Tubular - Super Mario World Collecting At Least One Of Every Item From Every Monster - Castlevania SOTN That's the best list I can come up with at the moment. I woke up at 4 this morning and couldn't get back to sleep, so I'm pretty much running on empty right now.
  21. @killamch89 have you seen any of the kids react... videos on YouTube with kids being shown an original Game Boy for the first time? They're hilarious! Most of them can't even figure out how to turn the damn thing on!
  22. I'm not the one who bought these games, I got them for my birthday, and two of them blew my mind. You'll know which two. SSX (PS2) TMNT Tournament Fighters (NES) Ducktales 2 (NES) I was shocked that I got them, especially since they are supposed to be two of the rarest games on Nintendo. I can't wait to really get in there playing them.
  23. I was actually meaning video game.
  24. I'm going to exclude the obvious answers like Rebecca Black and songs specifically meant to be dumb/funny. The dumbest lyrics award goes to two. Hanson's Mmmbop. I'd like to mmmbop my foot up their ass for that one. The other goes to ICP's song Miracles for the line "Fuckin' magnets, how do they work". Seriously? How does a god damn magnet work? And to think I used to be a fan of ICP before they went mainstream and started pulling their whiny, baby bitch bullshit.
  25. I spend more time on the dark web than I do on the surface web. The surface web is so PC that it gets on my nerves a lot. The pic I'm attaching sums it up perfectly. The surface web gets boring after a while. For those that do go down the rabbit hole, so to speak, are you on Tor? Its the portal I go through. It's really easy to figure out. Once you hit Agora Road, you're in.
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