Crazycrab

@Crazycrab oopss, sorry I didn't notice, I guess I'm sleepy lol 🤣 missed opportunity, anyway.... 👇

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You needed to change a word from the latest post, which was:
 
 
I'm sorry, but your post is invalid.

Of course not!  Why would I want to spoil stuff life that?  That's crazy!

Military personal often learn musical instruments as part of drills, it helps maintain synchronicity when marching.  Music and dance not exclusively a feminine arts, never have been.
 
 
That is NOT how it works!  Ever heard of Gender Dysphoria?  Trans and gay people don't wake up in the morning and suddenly decide their are of a different gender and/or are attracted to members of the same gender.  If that were true anyone one of us including you could just "flip the switch" anytime and have a weekly tradition of "Gay Thursday", you know that's not the case.  Gender and sexuality are something a person can just "decide".  If it was I fucking guarantee no one would be queer, I mean who the hell make the choice that opens up the floodgates for this kind of social stigma willingly?  Nobody that's who.
 
 
Post your sources or GTFO.  I'm not going to just take the world of someone who, by your own admission, is bias.  I do know that the people in your camp literally lie about this sort of thing all the time.  I did hear a story recently where a drag artist was doing a book reading for some kids at an event.  The parents were present, it wasn't in any way sexualised, he was just reading a children's book.  Of course they had to take the opportunity to claim that these children were being "groomed" which was complete bullshit.
 
 
 
Your not "studying", your just regurgitating propaganda.  If you were studying you would have read up on Gender Dysphoria and at least have made an honest effort to understand the other perspective but you clearly didn't.
 
 
Now your leaning on pure exaggeration and to be honest, it seems a bit, unnecessary.  I live in the UK where there is a cost of living crisis where the cost of basic amenities like electricity and some select food items have nearly doubled over the past 6 months.  it's got nothing to do with gender identity or any moral issues that you trying to tie into it.  Unless you, of course, link your sources which seem to be consistently missing from all your posts.
 
Also if your knowledge is ahead of the curve could you tell me what the winning Euromillions are tomorrow?  I'd be be happy to split it with you!

I usually don't bother with these types of threads. Sorta like talking about particle physics to a toddler.MK Ultra didn't have anything to do with being straight or gay.I'll give you an example of toxic masculinity. It's when a piece of shit blames a woman for getting raped because of the way she dressed. There are plenty of other examples but I'm not doing your  fucking research for you.And alex jones is real news to you? He's too busy worrying about paying the parents of a massacre he denied even happened.
 But that makes sense because it seems you're obsessed with testosterone.The right just loves being told how tough they have it.So emasculated.Poor things.You've been watching too many boner pill ads.I'm a straight white dude over fiddy and I still have plenty of testosterone.Bigly. I didn't even bother watching the original vid because I'm sure it's a skewed poll or whatever they pulled out of their ass.The thought of choosing your sexuality is just silly.I would LOVE having a debate with a republican but they've slowly lost their fucking minds over the years.I'll end here because the dude may already be banned and I'm wasting my time.

"Code Veronica zombie lap dance". I almost pissed myself when I read that. Keep up the good work Crazy.👏

There was an arcade unit but only in japan.  I'm not really harping on the game for being short because, like you said, it's in the same ball park in terms of game time as Time Crisis or House of the Dead. I'm harping on it for being shit!
 
for the sake of perspective I'm going to tell a little story.  I always remember as a kid I was at a holiday park that had an arcade area and in there was as a machine for Time Crisis 2.  I was playing it with one of my brothers and we were doing pretty well.  We'd gotten to maybe half way through where we, inevitably, started to run out of lives and continues.  It wasn't often you see people get this far and by this point a small crowd had gathered around the machine,  I figured it was just some people waiting in line but then, without us asking, some of them actually started to put in money out of their own pocket so we could keep playing!  Thanks to the contributions from our unexpected sponsors we ended up beating the game.  So why did these people pay for someone else to play an arcade machine?  It wasn't because of us, it was because they wanted to see the rest of the game, to know what happens.  I know this because later in the week I saw the same thing happen several times.  That's the mark of great when you can get people even for a short while, that invested in it.
 
Now @Kane99, I don't really know what the arcade version of Resident Bitch Code 2 Balls X (I can't be bothered to remember the title anymore) was like but I'm going to a wild guess that it didn't get the reaction that I observed with Time Crisis 2.  I mean if you were in an arcade and you watched some play Code Veronica's Zombie Lap dance would you pay to see level 4?  Almost certainly not.  If the arcade was even half decent money maker they'd have surely released it outside Japan.  So fuck Capcom's President's Lively Wasteland Survival Guide, both versions, Hard copy and Paperback!

Well it's Pong....  I don't think I'd have much more to say about it.

Well it's Pong....  I don't think I'd have much more to say about it.

It's probably just a case of an arcade game moving to consoles being a bad idea. If they don't change anything, then of course it's going to be short. Arcade games to my knowledge are usually made tough so you have to keep spending quarters. So my guess is that the game is a lot shorter than a traditional game, because it wasn't meant to be played on console where you can constantly re-play it. 
Is it a port of an actual arcade game? Because if so, it would make sense as to why it's shorter. 

There's few noteworthy freebies to become available from tomorrow (as of this post).
 
On Steam the original Mafia is going to be free from September 1st through September 5th.
 
https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/the-original-mafia-is-going-free-on-steam-for-a-limited-time-to-mark-the-series-20th-anniversary
 
https://store.steampowered.com/app/40990/Mafia/
 
Then on the Epic Games Store we're getting Submerged: Hidden Depths and Shadow of the Tomb Raider: Definitive Edition from September 1st to the 8th.
 
https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/

Nope, that's the entire arcade mode (campaign)!
 
This was obviously an experienced player who knew where to go so a first time player would probably be about 45 minutes to an hour. Also there's a secondary survival horde mode that puts you in a gauntlet against waves of enemies but that is still inexcusable.

I was thinking you guys and gals were maybe being unfair to older games because of their older tech. Then I saw the Veronica video and changed my mind. That game looks like it's a ps1 game.Duck hunt had better weapon handling. None of the guns  even have a reticle! It was so bad I couldn't help but watch the whole 28 minute video.The actual game is longer than 30 minutes though right? Just hilariously awful.
My worst game I've played is from Atari called you are empty. I got it for PC when gamestop had pc games on disc.My PC exceeded the requirements but it would crash often during the first screen before the game even started. I was able to play it a bit and it was sorta cool but the game would just crash almost all the time.It was so bad I didn't even bother bringing it back to gamestop. I bought it for under 10 bux.I still have the disc and box for it and it's so bad I had to keep it. I think I've seen more doors in that 26 minute video of Veronica than I have in over 40 years of gaming. Just awful.

What's there left to talk about EA FIFA Games? It's the same crap they have been selling to gamers for years over and over again!!! 
FIFA Games should have been retired by now with the way I feel. 

I selected all because they all have the same fundamental problem, their all greed over everything else.  I agree with @Heatman, it's borderline pointless even discussing them anymore.  We all know that their same games every year, we all know that loaded with bullshit monetisation and we all know the fanbase will buy them anyway.  To hell with them.

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The worst would have to be Resident Evil Survivor 2 – Code: Veronica (PS2).
 
 
it's a fucking dreadful excuse for an arcade FPS.  Clunky, same objective every level and every single asset was just copied over from Resident Evil Code Veronica X.  The first Resident Evil Survivor was a piece of crap but even it had more effort put into it than this, with (shitty) voice acting and some exclusive assets.  The abomination doesn't even have that going for it.  This is a lazy and pathetic as you can conceive.

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CNET released a video that goes into a little more detail:
 
 

@ForwardSlashDownPoke If you continue your homophobic rants, I will recommend you for a ban. I am a lesbian, and your fear and bigotry is not something I will tolerate.
Also you will not attack a staff member and call them stupid. Becoming a staff member is not an easy thing to come by. We are chosen by well thought our, intelligent contributions to topics. We are not chosen by lottery.
And to quote @Crazycrab either post your sources (that are NOT politically biased) or Get The Fuck Out.
We will not allow personal attacks, homophobia, transphobia, or bigotry of any kind in any way.
Consider this another severe warning. You're on thin ice right now. You don't want to fall in the water.

Oh for fucks sake!  Denuvo is useless!  Customers (especially on PC) know it's useless, developers know it's useless, even publishers know it's useless.  the only reason anybody uses it is so say they can claim that they are doing something about the money their not loosing to piracy.  Denuvo is usually cracked within 24 hours and even if it isn't, the customer base that do have a legit copy that they paid for have to suffer.  This is without considering the hypothesis that piracy doesn't actually loose these companies any profit.  Think about it, if you would rather go through the hassle of downloading a cracked version of a game that probably has tonnes of adware bollocks then you obviously weren't willing to buy the game in the first place!  For game publishers piracy is an enemy that doesn't exist.

You know what, I think we've listed literally all of them at this point. I think we should keep this topic going, but maybe switch to a different letter?

Ted Bull's Constipation...  We should probably just stop this, it could go on forever!