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The Blackangel

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  1. I can see the laughing now, and know I'm gonna catch more than hell for this but I have to ask:

    Unless it's waterlogged dirt, what's MUD?

  2. Blaster Master. It's my absolute favorite game. So ungodly challenging, and severely unforgiving. But the headache and heartbreak you get when you're beat is worth it. The worlds get bigger and bigger, the bosses are hidden deeper and deeper, and to find the entrance to some levels you have to backtrack to previous levels. For example the entrance to level 4 is hidden in level 1.

    A bitch of a game, next to impossible without a Game Genie, but either way a masterpiece.

  3. Ok here's a riddle for you.

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    A few years ago, my older brother went crazy. He stabbed my sister to death and attacked my parents. The police managed to subdue him before he killed them too. He's been in a mental hospital ever since and we never visit him.
    This morning, we got a letter from him in the mail. The postmark was yesterday. I opened it and inside, I found a strange note:

    "Tonight the wind blows colder still.
    All I know is darkness, never light.
    The pain will break strongest hearts.
    My dreams still escape my grasp."

    I couldn't make sense of it, so I went to the kitchen and gave it to my mother. As soon as she finished reading it, her face went pale and the note slipped from her fingers. She rushed to the front door and started screaming.

  4. 2 hours ago, killamch89 said:

    It doesn't help that some of these millennial parents are very childish in nature as well so they don't really know any better so they just keep making the situation worse. Then they try to blame everyone/everything for not being a good influence on their children.

    Also they aren't willing to admit that they are the failure so they need a scapegoat. Video games are the perfect patsy. It's not like Richter Belmont is going to pop up out of a random Castlevania and defend himself.

  5. When I was a kid it was right in the middle of the video game crash. I actually didn't even knw what a video game was because of it. I spent all my time outside. Climbing trees, playing with toys, and just running around. My first video game was a Colecovision that I got when I was probably 4. It was a hand-me-down from one of my grandmother's friends. I was amazed that there were things I could control on a TV. It blew my mind. I played Donkey Kong, Ladybug (basically PacMan), and another game but for the life of me I can't remember what it was. It was bliss. Now we have games that look like real life and act like real life. People think "My kid's a good egg. This will just entertain them before dinner." Which happens more and more, until eventually the kid is left to the game as a babysitter instead. Then 20 years later the kid is on trial for murder and the defense is playing video games, instead of absent, shitty parents. Video games are fine. I'm not attacking them. But the parents need to take an interest in their child if they want that child to be worth anything.

    As a side note:
    I swear to the Gods I wish I still had that Coleco.

  6. 12 hours ago, killamch89 said:

    That sucks but can you at least do a bit of stretching? Stretching at least makes your muscles less tense and promotes circulation throughout the body.

    Unfortunately no. I have advanced muscular dystrophy. My body wears out so quickly that I pass out with very much activity. And my muscles are so weak due to it, that stretching would only add to the problem. I've tried it before, and the result wasn't good.

  7. Yeah, I mean just look at this little shithead. Crack is not your friend people.

    And a few interesting facts about it:
    1) You only get 1 AP for killing it.
    2) You get no XP for killing it.
    3) It can kill you in one shot. Trust me on this one.
    4) It has around 20k-30k HP on average.

    So who in their right mind would waste their time with it? After killing around 20 of them it lures out their king which is actually a GF, that has some VERY nice abilities. If you no longer want to have to go to town to buy items it has an ability that is called Call Shop where all you have to do is go into your ability screen and there it is. No matter where you are in the world.

    On a side note who remembers the Bite Bugs? There is one, I don't know whether to call it funny or disturbing, fact about this little daemonic monstrosity from Satan's last bowel movement. I found this out about a year ago. It can fly up and FART on you. Yes that's right. Fart. How do I know it farted on me you ask? Because when it's not a standard physical attack, theres a bar at the top of the screen tha tells you what the attack is. And in big bold letters, it said FART.

     

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