The Blackangel

Storyline. I don’t care how advanced or primitive the graphics are, if the story sucks, then every aspect of the game sucks. It doesn’t matter if it’s a really in depth story(Skyrim), or a short story(Zelda Links’s Awakening). It has to have a captivating story.

I always go with what I feel a better connection with. And that’s always a female elf. I don’t know why I feel that connection, but it’s always the same base character. When I was a kid and played D&D I always played an elf. Never any other race. Now if I’m playing a game and elves aren’t an option, then I pick/design as close to an elf as I can get.

I’ve gotten to a point where I simply can’t stand playing those games. Solitaire, Minesweeper, etc. It’s hell on me for some reason. I actually end up in a seriously bad mood if I have to mess with them.

The way to tell if Trump is trolling is to check if he’s breathing. If he’s drawing air, he’s trolling.

I went to the gathering of the juggalos a few times before. The first time I went it was 120 something degrees and over 100% humidity. I was one of a lot of people that ended up in the hospital due to the heat. I almost died. The ER doctors were honestly thinking I had a heat stroke at first. Luckily I didn’t. But we went back there, got our stuff and left. The most interesting thing? This was in southern Illinois, near the Kentucky border. It wasn’t anywhere near what you would think of to be like that, like Louisiana or Arizona.

Temperatures like this are extremely dangerous for anything with a pulse.

It's extremely dated. 15 years at least. But I still get a kick out of it.

The two of these put together makes the list for me.

If you want to play around with flash, go to BoneLand. The site is nothing but flash games and cartoons and everything will have you laughing so hard you will have to replay it more than once just to catch everything.

Professional reviews are always being paid for. Whether it's video games, movies, music, or Broadway plays. Someone is always paying for positive reviews. But amateur reviews aren't any more reliable. There you everyone's back in high school, and wanting to sit at the cool kids' table. So they all go along with the same "opinions" just to be part of the clique. The only review you can fully trust is your own.

The Legend Of Zelda (NES)

Yeah, but dumbass me, I didn't think you were meaning literally.

How tall are you?

Robin Hood (2018 version) 1/10 due to the ending. It had no ending. It just stopped. It only got up to a 1 because during the movie it had its moments. Also it completely deviated from every version of the story I have ever read, or seen on TV and in movies. After that monstrosity I watched The Haunting (1963). It was amazing. Some of the acting was absolutely terrible, but the movie itself was a true masterpiece of early horror. I fuy give it a 10/10.

14 seconds in I stopped the video. 10 seconds in I was in such a panic to stop the sound I couldn't find my mouse. It's a wired mouse that sits about 2" from my keyboard. The top of my desk is black and the mouse is white. So there's a bit of contrast there. Also my mouse pad is a picture of Nicklas Lidstrom. So it stands out.

Try some smoky cheddar cheese and hickory BBQ chips next time you go to the store. It's like home cooked BBQ.

Wow. 🤯 Thanks.

What is the most annoying and nerve shredding music you have ever encountered in a game? The kind that makes you want to puke? For me it’s the music from all of the Puppy Love stages in Earthworm Jim 2. It’s just that stupidass challenge music that plays everywhere. I can’t stand it.

The only games I intentionally change controls on is fighting games. Keep in mind that I’ve mostly played them on SNES. I would move the strongest punch and kick to the B and X buttons, and move the weakest to L and R. Other than that I leave controls as they are at default.

The games I play always had the bottom button as a jump button. X on a PlayStation controller, B on a SNES controller, down C on an N64 controller and so on. I got used quickly to that being the jump button so my thumbs go instinctively down there for the jump.

Yeah, impulse buying is always a total shot in the dark. And sometimes you hit your foot with that shot. Other times you hit that bullseye perfectly. But anymore, with the help of the internet I can look at screenshots to get an idea of whether or not it would be a game that I would really enjoy.

You must have a shitty Popeyes then. Because the Popeyes here have fluffy, moist, & tender biscuits.

They’re basically just pecans in caramel and covered in chocolate.

I wish I could have bananas, but due to some of the meds I’m on, I have to watch my potassium levels extremely carefully. So unfortunately bananas are out.😢