The Blackangel

One of the weirdest games I ever played was Marble Madness on NES. I don't know what the developers at Midway were smoking when they came up with it, but it was popular as hell when it came out.

Back when I could walk, I HATED walking. I wanted another way to get around, and I didn't care what it was. Now I would give my arms to be able to walk.

I walk or ride at the slowest pace in RDR2 a lot. It's relaxing to just go out on a ride, or to take my time getting to a town. Taking in the scenery, and just a relaxing ride is one of the best things about the game. I used to do it when I was a kid. But I always rode bareback, so that makes a bit of a difference. I just didn't like saddles.

Probably because game devs follow a specific recipe with their games. I can't imagine someone playing Zelda in first person. To my knowledge AC would be really messed up in complete first person. Unless there's a game that I missed somewhere. It all depends on the specific game. Some can easily support both formats and the game plays just fine for the gamer. Others would just not look or play well in another view. I'm willing to bet that no one here even wants to try to picture what Doom would look like in third person.

I have two. One that I actually pre-ordered, and another that was a pre-order that I bought off eBay years later. The one I got was For Honor. I got the gold edition. It had special items, armor, weapons, characters, and so on that were only available with the gold edition. The other that I bought later on eBay was RDR2 Ultimate Edition. It also gives you certain items free and unlocks other side quests and stranger missions. The ultimate edition goes a step past the special edition. The special edition does all this for the story mode, but the ultimate also does it for the online mode. Everyone knows I don't do online gaming. The only reason I got the ultimate was because it was the only one that was available that the code hadn't been used on. But even though the RDR2 copy was almost $200, I still say it was worth it.

Tetris.

We're all basically bent over a table with our pants around our ankles. Our ass is getting smaller, and the dick is only getting bigger as time goes on.

I can say that arcades are on the way back. Just look at these pics I took at the mall today.

Just a storm. We get them like this once in a while. There were no tornado reports or warnings. If I lived on the coast, it probably would have been classified as a tropical storm. For those who don't know, that's the classification below hurricane. But since I'm landlocked in the middle of the country, unless a hurricane was so big that the asshole in the middle of it was Dallas, I don't have to worry about one hitting me. All we have here where I live are tornadoes and floods. I remember the flood of 1993. that one wiped out half the state. Land around the river area was under more than 40' of water. Two story houses were completely submerged. The only way around a hell of a lot of Missouri was by boat. Cars were useless unless you lived hours away from the flood plains, or were way the hell above sea level. Cars were also underwater. Unless you had a bug since those fuckers float for some weird reason. Then you could drive your car, erm, boat, erm, car, WHAT THE HELL EVER IT WAS IN THAT SITUATION.

If I had the power, I would forever separate Hollywood and video games. Unfortunately I don't, so we're most likely going to have future Mario Bros. level movies that will probably make us hate our favorite games simply because Hollywood fucked the franchise so bad.

Number one was no surprise.

FF8

Sometimes in RDR2, I feel like Arthur isn't the main character, but Dutch is instead. Everything that happens, centers around him. He doesn't usually do much except sit on his ass and fight with Molly, but everything goes through him. And it seems like Arthur is just a lackey no different from anyone else in the game. Hell, I could be playing as Bill, Lenny, MaryBeth, Sadie, Uncle, or even Pearson and I don't see it affecting the story much, if any at all.

Those on the bottom get shit on the most.

"I need to fire 200 people so that I can make tens of millions this quarter or I may have to sell one of my 18 yachts!" Some people really have it awful.

I don't know about the developers of WoW, but I know players were building characters up to like level 80, gearing them up with the best weapons and armor available, maxing out their abilities, and then selling them for hundreds and sometimes thousands on sites like eBay. I think Blizzard cracked down on that though in some way. Not sure. I tried WoW one time for a few months, and it was so boring and slow moving game wise, that I just called Blizzard and had them shut down my account so I didn't continue to get charged for something I didn't even want. This was when people were drooling over the wait for the Cataclysm expansion to come out for it though, so it's been a while. The only expansion I ever bought, was Wrath Of The Lich King, as it was the most recent one at that time.

The majority of attacks that are labeled as pitbulls are misidentified. Over 90% are mutts that have a characteristic of a pitbull. Head shape, muscle distribution, shoulder width, or something else. Sure they may have had pit somewhere in their lineage, but the dog itself is not a pitbull. I had a neighbor when I was a kid who had 3 pitbulls and I was scared to death of them. Not because they were pits, but because he beat and starved them. Which in turn made them mean as hell because they were always fighting for any food they could get, and learned quick that they had to defend themselves when people were around. I was 10 at the time. I didn't know of it existing at that age, but I would be willing to bet that he was in the dog fighting world. People like him make me sick. Those dogs could have been so sweet they gave everyone diabetes. Unfortunately.............. My pitbull was so thin when we got her that I think she was starved as well. She was timid, but it was still love at first sight for both of us. Now though shes happy and healthy. Maybe a little chunky, but otherwise in great shape. Entitled as hell, but that's how we both like it.

They have 2 tenets: 1) Never said do what I do, I said do what I say. 2) It ain't a crime until you get caught. But if you're a republiKKKlan, then it still isn't a crime. We're above the law.

I don't care about getting 100% completion of the entire game, but there are things I like to complete. I want to find every animal and get it's entry to my compendium. I want to get every horse in it. Fish too. The same for items, weapons, and plants. I just like to have everything noticed at least. Other than that, I honestly don't care.

Going along with some of the dumbass ideas my gang members come up with. Most are completely moronic. Some of the shit they come up with makes me think they have been chewing a bit too much cocaine gum. For every penny I make, I get shot twice in the getaway. Hello people, WTF? My ass can only hold so many bullets. Another is any time I come up on an O'Driscoll camp or Lemoyne Raider came I head to it and kill them all. Then I loot their bodies and camp, and go about my way. There's an infinite number of the bastards, so there's no shortage of camps to tear down. They also reuse campsites. The only downside to that is that once you have looted a campsite, it stays looted. The assholes there are ripe for looting, but the campsite itself is empty unless you missed something previously.

I would say Sadie Adler. She is rough, tough, and not to be fucked with. She's basically a female Arthur. She doesn't take anyone's bullshit, and she's quick with a gun. Unlike me though, she's cute too.

Not only does it happen in RDR2, but it happens with animals as well. Try shooting a muskrat. When you do it sounds like a woman having one hell of an orgasm. It's quick and sharp, but I still envy her.

Depending on the price I might pick it up, but for now I'll just stick to making my own cyanide. I'm due for another batch anyway.