The Blackangel

And I thought the military had an arsenal. As for the hat though, it would be either a beanie or a ball cap. Those are the only ones I've ever worn, with the exception of a cowboy hat. The reasoning behind that one is because I was a bull rider when I was a teen.

@Rain Dew is absolutely terrified of clowns. Whereas I just find them annoying. But if one was to suddenly materialize out of thin air when I told a joke, as I already said, I would shoot the damn clown.

It has gotten a good amount of looks, but most listen for a second while I fish for my phone and start laughing while it plays.

He has no legal ability to do that. Medical records are private by law, and can only be disclosed by the patient in question. And universities don't require medical exams to enroll. So no matter what, he could be removed from office and imprisoned for this attempt. Assuming he actually does get the records. Also he would be facing an enormous civil lawsuit from all the students he violated. He would never recover from it. His political dreams would be crushed, and he wouldn't even be able to get a job in fast food, or shoveling snow. Everyone would know what kind of bigot he is, and no one would want to work with him. Something needs to be done, and done now.

2016 repeat, anyone?

I totally get you. As I've said, I have 125 DDL's on my Switch. I've played maybe 10 of them. I keep getting games that look like a lot of fun, and are right up my alley. But after I buy them and they download, I tend to forget that I even have them, or what they're even about.

I considered COD, but I honestly see more talk about Elder Scrolls than COD. I know many of the COD gamers are insanely defensive of the game and refuse to tolerate anyone talking shit about it. But ultimately I chose ES.

While we do have a hell of a lot of movies, I can guarantee that you have nowhere near as many movies as I do games.

You missed more than you may think at first glance. Back then developers were taking chances and releasing completely unique games. Instead of carbon copy sequels to games. Nowhere else will you find games like : A Boy And His Blob Clash At Daemonhead Hydlide Street Fighter 2010 Yo! Noid Astynax Battletoads Ducktales Legacy Of The Wizard These are all games that I have enjoyed for more than 30 years. Some for almost 40 years. So if you want unique, truly unique, then you should definitely invest in an NES.

I would have to say The Elder Scrolls. It's fans have always played the hell out of every entry. Especially Skyrim. Their fanbase for these games is monumental. At least from what I can see.

A new game every year sounds good on the surface, but my hesitation would come from wondering if they released broken or rushed games to live up to that promise. Trying to go with a deadline like that could be a huge problem. I would rather they just announce games they're working on, but give no release dates. Like I said, sounds nice, but highly impractical.

I would add the ability to control my dog's farts. If I could turn them off, especially when I'm sleeping or trying to sleep, that would be the best feature ever.

Ok, I don't know what bloatware is, but I would eliminate micro transactions from games. Last month I was playing a couple games, and before I knew it I had spent $50 on the games from the micro transactions. When I realized how much I had spent on them, I deleted the games. Now any game in those styles I won't even consider downloading, much less playing. Which is sad, because I truly did enjoy the games.

This one. It has made me laugh more times than I can count.

After experiencing it several times myself, and reading about it online, I just quit playing on the damn thing. The RROD screwed up so many games and the save files. It just wasn't worth the headache in my opinion. Did anyone else avoid the system due to the RROD?

There were a couple rechargeable battery packs, but they weren't released everywhere and didn't sell very well due to how expensive they were. People opted to just use plain old batteries, as it was cheaper to just buy packs of batteries than pay for the battery pack. At least in one shot. The pack cost almost as much as they system itself, and usually didn't hold much of a charge. In actuality, regular batteries gave you more playing time, and lasted longer than the battery packs. They were pretty much useless. Especially at the price they cost.

I would be a black dragon. The ability to fly across great distances with almost no effort, and to breathe acid would be awesome.

I'll go with the purple. I have enough trouble getting around as it is, so I wouldn't be able to do anything or go anywhere. Could you imagine your car, house, computer, and gaming systems all being made of Jello? Also people being made of Jello? No. Thank. You.

A computer at the bank. I would go into my own account and add several digits to my account balance. That may sound greedy, but when you only get a tiny little bit every month from disability, every penny counts. So anything I could get could change my life.

Shoot it.

The ability to open a soda bottle with my mind. What could be more useless than that?

Electric cigarettes. How fucking entitled and useless do you have to be to want an electric cigarette? There's millions of other things that could use that money for a worthwhile cause. But instead we waste it on shit like this. I remember the first time I saw an electric toothbrush, I thought it couldn't get any worse. I can't believe I was wrong about that. What's next? Electric farts? Electric urination? Maybe it will be electric handwriting. Or maybe someone will hopefully find the stupid bastard that came up with this shit, and remove them from the fucking gene pool.

Tired, weak, fatigued, and sluggish. Just a normal day, no different from any other.

I got @Rain Dew a laptop at best buy a couple years back. It was $4,000, but worth it. It's more powerful than my desktop. Both of them are gaming PC's, but her laptop has me beat. She is happy with it, and I'm happy with the desktop. Actually, I hate laptops. So if you have the money, you can get some great PC's at Best Buy. I don't know jack about building your own, so I can't comment on what is better. I've always had prebuilt computers. I did special order a custom PC about 20-21 years ago, before @Rain Dew and I met. But since then, I just go with ready to go computers. I even have an all-in-one somewhere around here. If you're happy with a prebuilt computer, then go for Best Buy. They'll have the best PC's. Expensive, yes. But they have the highest quality.

I don't even have words for this.