The Blackangel

No I never had one of those. This is gonna drive me nuts now. Short trip, I know.

Don’t forget that we’re all devil worshippers ever since we played a game that had any form of magic in it. Castlevania and Zelda have led us to a path of evil and sin that there is no coming back from.

I don’t think this age is easier for developers. Expectations have gotten so high for games that it’s next to impossible to meet those expectations. Everyone expects life like graphics, worlds bigger than the real world, abilities that are almost godlike, and speeds that are so fast that they can virtually anticipate your decisions before you make them, just to name a few things. Now rewind 25-30 years, when we were in the 8-16 bit eras. People didn’t have unrealistic expectations for the graphics, game size, speed, and abilities. It was about an enjoyable game, not a cosmetic game. Why else do you think sequels take so long to come out now? Unrealistic expectations. If we, as gamers, would back off on our demands of the industry, we would get better games more regularly. But sadly, I don’t see that happening any time soon.

I never owned a vita, but had a ton of PSP’s. And even more GameBoy’s. There was something else I had that was a portable device, but I can’t remember for the life of me what the hell it was. I do know that it wasn’t a Game Gear, though.

As far as class is concerned I typically prefer either a thief or a ranger. Wildly different, I know, but those are my favorites.

I’m curious, who was it that invited you?

Here's the link to the wonderful fan site. Fallout First AKA Fallout Worst

If you could solve all the mysteries of one gas giant in our solar system, which one would you choose and why?

What piercings do you have, if any?

This one is from my late teens, and is so dumb that it's a classic.

I'm really surprised no one has remembered this song yet.

So which one is everyone's favorite Final Fantasy game? I'm not including things like Final Fantasy Origins, Or Chocobo spinoffs. Just straight up typical console entries in the series that kept the franchise going. Everyone already knows mine. FF8.

So it was just a way to distinguish their games easier? I always wondered what that damn yellow part was.

They couldn't lip sync their own songs for their music videos, they couldn't act, and was it just me or were all three of them 12 years old when they made that video? Also they had no edge whatsoever. I can see their music being played on Sunday at the Westboro Baptist church.

There's very little talent (if any) among these pop singers. They're all autotune babies. They can't sing without autotune remixing their vocals to make it appear as though they can. And sadly it almost seems to be just the female performers. Miley Cyrus, Talentless Skank (aka Taylor Swift), Danielle Bregoli, Iggy Azalea, Ariana Grande, the list is endless.

It's not the accent. I have a fairly thick southern accent. It's that the audio is so low and soft, that it's almost like it's on mute to me.

Typically daggers. Two or three spells aren't bad, but ideally I go for a bow with a couple small blades.

I really don't like that "master race" part.

The way I have gotten to playing Zelda 2 may fit in to this. These days what I do is I get the items necessary (mainly the hammer and candle) and go around to every town and collect every spell and ability. Then I keep running into the little monsters that pop up on screen and just power game the shit out of Link. Then I go back to the palaces and just kick the shit out of the bosses. I know it's unorthodox, and completely out of order, but I really don't care. It mixes things up. So, instead of just going from level 1 to level 2 to level 3 etc. I'm mixing it up a little bit. I do the same thing with a few other Zelda games. Like in the dark world on Link To The Past the order I usually beat the levels is 1, 4, 3, 2, 6, 5, 7, 8. Weird I know, but so am I.

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NES is, and always will be my favorite, with Colecovision and Atari 2600 coming in tied at a close second. I can't help it. I favor the old graphics and simplistic games. I downloaded Q*Bert on my phone the other day. I can't believe I didn't even know it was available this damn long.

The only dream/fantasy that I had as a child was my father dying. Thankfully, he died just over 19 years ago. All I could think at the time was that it was finally over. No more beatings. No more being called a pussy in front of everyone he could find that would hear it. No more having to sleep with a loaded rifle in my hands. I'm still extremely high strung and anxious. I'm paranoid, and jumpy as hell. To this day I hate men. I've been in counseling, but the counselor turned out to be....lets just say unqualified. Since her, I've been soured on counselors. And that was about 5 years ago that I stopped seeing her.

Rotts are expensive for the most part. Pits usually aren't depending on the bloodline. You can get a good ADBA pitbull for $200. Whereas, if you're going for a champion bloodline from both the sire and the bitch, then you're looking at several thousand dollars. But then if you go on CL there's always someone who has pit puppies that they want less than $100 for. And these are all purebreds that I'm talking about. You don't have to get a papered dog.